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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Blue White
I think I came out of that last thread rather well with a side flap to insert a flag pole
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:14, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Nakers is the one with the side-exit arse, not me.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
He he
Side arse still make me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)
am not

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Nakers, Nakers, give me your answer do
with a side arse, how do you use the loo?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I shit into your mum's cunt and she squeezes it out into the loo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I wonder if she does that whooshy thing

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
All like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkTRN_IJua8
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
it's more of a slow plopping

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
He's half crazy, all for the love of poo.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
My sig is better than yours.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)
i don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Monty has chats on the phone with Nigella Lawson.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)
does he now?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Have you tried rape instead?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Battered finds my close-knit circle of celebrity friends amusing, for some peculiar reason.
I suppose in Kilburn it would be something of a novelty, packed to the gunwales as it is, with red-faced Irish navvies and Somalian terrorists.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
to think she could pay oiff your debts with a flutter of her eyelids

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)

eye pan
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
So could Monty if he were willing to bounce on Saatchi's cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
tbh I'm desperate, I think I'm gonna have to

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
I have a nice little side-gig in not going to pubs.
Loads of them pay me to stay away.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I know! But does she? Does she fuck the fucking Shylock cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Tbh, you probably need to sort a couple of your problems out first
There's some good advice here:

www.penisowner.com/pbp/pbp.html

(SFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)
That is the best-designed website I have ever seen.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)

'Penises displaying Penile Torsion always twist in an anti-clockwise direction, no one knows why and it doesn't matter which side of the equator you're on either.'
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)

the one with the side-exit
arse, not me. a bent spastic
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)

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