i was once running home in the dark
slipped and fell on the hard, cold, rainy pavement. i could smell immediately that all was not well, but i couldn't see it.

until i got inside. trainers, bag and skirt went in the bin, i couldn't face it. if i could have cut my hands off, i would have done. i settled for a scalding hot wash and then bath. i don't know if it was a dog shit or a tramp shit, but i hope they fucking died in agony after shoving it out and leaving it for innocent people to slip on and fall in...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:00, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaaa

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)

i was so so so unimpressed and unhappy it was untrue

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)

What's that smell?
Oh. It's you.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)

shut up cardigan man

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Cardigans are awesome
stinking of dogshit isn't. At least, I hope it's just dogshit.

I can easily imagine you seeing a freshly laid tramp-log on the street and then rolling around in it with your tongue hanging out like a labrador.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)

do not encourage the french

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)

They normally scat if you threaten them

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)

^SHITTYHANDS^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)

better than your SHITTYFACE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)

^SHITTYKEYBOARD^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)

SHITTYCOCK
from all the bumming.

yeah. BUMMING.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)

^SHITTYSHEETS^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)

are there any pics?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:55, Reply)