My guts are producing smells so bad they are actually offensive to me.
I think this is what happens when you have a curry on saturday followed by fajitas on sunday.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:25, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It's pretty bad when you can't abide your own farts

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:26, Reply)

I had lentil and pancetta soup on Saturday.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:26, Reply)

I feel like I just shat a Dachshund

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:38, Reply)

You should put a footmark in it and then fill it up with piss.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)

i'll giv it akick and se if it sicks a rainbow
alright Al, you're not about much these days
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Busy innit.
Also I'm really upset that Battered launched some kind of personal vendetta against me which resulted in everyone calling me a cunt.

I'm easily offended you know.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)