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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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he's taking to chewing lumps of wood off Froggy
five fucking quid that cost me and the destructive little prick has ruined it already
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:08, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
£5 for a bit of wood?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)
it's pretty colours
and there's bits of rope on it, parrots well love chewing on bits of rope

they're like kidnap victims in that respect
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:10, Reply)
the budgie had a brush to groom
he fell in love with it and spend hours cuddling it. then he ditched it for a younger mirrored glitter ball thing.

typical bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:11, Reply)
be cheaper to give him a guitar
it would take him ages to chew that shit up
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:10, Reply)
he tries to eat the end of my nice stratocasters while I'm playing, the vicious cunt animal

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)
this i would like to see
also something that is about 6 inches long without its tail cannot possibly be a vicious cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)
I dunno, Battered upset Purple Doris pretty badly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)
i missed that dramaz

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)
he called her a fat, scrounger who shouldn't be allowed to go to her Granny's funeral and that he earmns more in an hour than she gets from the dole in a week
then he felt guilty and agreed to pay or a Premier inn room where thy could met and he'd perform analingius until she was satisfied
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:21, Reply)
what is it about this place and shit motels?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)
The whole thing was a set up so that he could end up paying her for sex.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)
it was some classic internet bullying/grooming

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)
I might get a loudspeaker and stand outside the job centre telling people they're workshy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)
So did you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)
He backed off in time to allow you to take all the blame.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)
I did notice that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:25, Reply)
to be fair, I didn't look up her photo and call he a fat munter

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Which I think you will find
is fairly inaccurate anyway x
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 17:14, Reply)

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