I'll tell you what I wouldn't do, and that's buy "Waitrose LOVE life fine oatcakes" ever again.
It's the closest thing to cardboard i've ever eaten; with the exception of cardboard itself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:04, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

so, why did you eat cardboard?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:04, Reply)

As a control so that he could speak with authority on the matter.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)

*touches nose*
I've also licked out a can of tuna for similar reasons.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Whats with the spanish inqusition here?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:09, Reply)

No-one expected you to eat cardboard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)

People expect to much of me.
I just want to be able to spend my time sitting in one of those bars where the seats are in a swimmingpool (like this) doing quality control checks on mojitos and pina coladas.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)

the best things about those is that you don't even need to leave your seat to have a pee

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I'd best find one with jacuzi jets.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)

NSFA!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=onZczlPRZNc
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Classic !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:20, Reply)

eurgh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:22, Reply)

My Mexico holiday had just this kind of thing
Mrs Cow managed to fall off one of the underwater stools and lose her drink
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Hah, prefably i'd like to get to one that doesn't require a long-haul flight.
Long Hule flights was fucking wicked before I started smoking.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)