hahaha
i don't like the texture
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:53, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

They need to be ripe, it's like eating solidifide cream.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

there's about 300 calories in an avocado
fuck that, if i'm going to eat 300 calories, it's going to be fucking chocolate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

It's the good kind though isn't it? like no trans-fats or whatever.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

it's still a waste of calories
fruit should be negative calories to thank you for eating it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Hasn't calorie counting been widely disregarded as 'fucking stupid' now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

sort of
if you live by it without looking at what's in the calories then fuck yes. 1000 calories of mars bar is fucking thick. but as a general rough guide to how much you're eating, it's always going to make sense.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Well I would say that, generally speaking, eating avocados would be a good thing as part of a healthy balanced diet.
One a day would be more conducive to working, resting and playing than a Mars bar.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)

the problem is
that mars bars are tastier than avocados. stupid chocolate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)