I've just been told I may be made redundant.
When I was told I wasn't being made redundant. I'm tempted to just take the fucking money. The NHS is going to shit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:06, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

They are just toying with you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Obvious questions ahoy
How much does redundancy pay, what's the job market like out your way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)

£8k ish
Not bad, I'll look at commuting to london to be honest.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)

And spend less time with the missus?!
*sucks air through teeth*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

She's leaving before me already so probably only 1 hour less a day for £10k ish pay improvement.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Fair play then
Where is she working that she has to leave so early?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Just in MK, but she does 8-4:30

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Ah right
I'm impressed at you persuading her to leave the metropolis of tomorrow that is Norwich for that backwards little concrete splat on the landscape. Well played.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)

She was tired of only being able to high five herself.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)

To think i offered him a job and he turtned me down

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)

If I'd taken it, I'd be £8k worse off.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)

fair point
i assume that's taxed though?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

First £30k of redundancy aren't taxed.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)

This is a bad thing
Is it not worth hanging on until you know?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

I'll have to hang on until they're done with me anyway.
If I leave before they say it's ok, I get fuck all.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I read that post to the tune of
"Big yellow taxi" by Joni Mitchell
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)

*puts up parking lot*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)

I prefer the counting crows version

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)

You prefer whatever Guy Pelly tells you to prefer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I had to google him
what a tosser.

Running a super "posh" nightclub" seems to be pretty fucking easy, I've been to mahiki and whisky mist, both are shit holes that run on reputation more than anything else.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Nightclubs are shit. The end.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)

This is a LOL reference to Mr C's nightclub The End.
Which was shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)

neezer Goode nor bad?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)

We don't really have a democracy, it's more like a series of 4 year long dictactorships.
We vote them in on the basis of what they say, they do something totally different, so they got the votes under false pretences.

The only difference is that it's a Very British Dictatorship; they're awfully polite about it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)