So I'm a bit upset right
I set up a FB group slagging off the local bus "service", as is often the case lots of people joined straight away and we had a good old bitch about it. But my hopes of getting enough bandwagon rolling to actually go somewhere with it (nothing happens in Norfolk so if we got like a thousand members the local press would jump on it like Monty on a spare fiver in the street) seem to have been dashed, only 136 members to date.

Meanwhile I found out yesterday that my former boss and his missus have a Twitter account dedicated to sex with fellow high end gaming addicts, featuring naked pics and ONE OF HER WEARING A STRAP-ON, which has 10,700 followers.

What the fuck.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:30, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

* waits to see who asks for the Twitter link. Bets it's Nakers *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

@strapidichtomygamer?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I fail to see what's contradictory about it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I thhink you me emvee

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I also thhink you me emvee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)

+ a bottle lube and some lego

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)

You should put on a strapon and then put a picture on the group.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)

That pic will haunt me until the end of my days
The self-same bloke is forever mocking me for being a bender as well.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Monty is your boss?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahaha
Monty in charge of people or things

Nice one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)

He's too busy chatting to celebrities on the phone.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Hahahahahahaha that's what my job is
The department I run turns over about two million quid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Or £2.50 on Amazon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Oh well played.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)

hahaha!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Though it could do five million a year with a proper manager.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Sporto's zing was head and shoulders above yours.
No offence.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Along with sporto himself

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)

It was.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Mine seems to have gone way over your head.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Nope, just too poor to acknowledge.
A bit like you.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)

PS Nigella Lawson and Geoff Suprendo have both re-ordered today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Once again Geoff wants to collect in person so I might actually get a picture.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)

please ask him!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)

I am tempted to just to shut Battered up

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Tell him its for your office wall or something

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)

I love the idea that the 'celebrity' name I've made up to try and look cool is the Great fucking Suprendo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)

One already exists



( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)

genuine officelols
He's got his Amazon head on today
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)

hahaha you cunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)

See also

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

ELEC-TRICKERY

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)

"It's fun to stay at the...."

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Yeah, but where does the line go, cos I could show you a graph of people versus time that...
I've got a horrible feeling that you won't get this reference actually

NEVER MIND
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)