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how do you make your tea, crucially at what stage do you put in the milk

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:24, 91 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

b3ta.com/talk/6886007
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)
last if making a single cup
first if pouring tea from a pot

these are indisputable facts
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)
ben fogle you've done it again you rotter

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
\o/

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Why would you only make one cup?

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)
because you're home alone or hate your collegues

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I'd still make a pot.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)

make a smoke
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7635992
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Teabag, water, squeeze teabag, remove teabag, add milk.

Add sugar if you're a child or coming down on ecstasy.
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
i bet chompy has 3 sugars

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
How much will you bet me.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)
30 meters of ethernet cabling

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)
I take no sugar in tea or coffee.
And I don't drink the shit tea in the office.
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)
what's shit about it
we have Yorkshire or PG tips
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)
tetleys :(

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
and those massive bags, so they're left open for like 4 days.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)
i make my own tea

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Fucking northern pricks.
Nothing 'Yorkshire' about it, the cunts.

I sell goods made in Indonesia so by the same token they're 'London'. The fucking cunts.
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
PG Tips could probably be downgraded to a U rating now as well.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)
also
www.talkingretail.com/products/product-news/ben-fogle-is-the-new-face-of-typhoo
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)
I'll give you an "Ooooh"

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)
as in 'ooooh, I don't feel right and I'm seeing weird patterns'

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Will you be doing the product launch in Scunthorpe?

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)
they make it in harrogate

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)
wait is this some kind of north yorkshire/south yorkshire divide thing
that i don't know about cos i'm not from yorkshire? i hear harrogate is like too posh compared to the rest of yorkshire so does that make it not count or sommat?
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:04, Reply)
If your sponsors find out you've been cheating on them with rival brands you're fucked mate

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Like this:
www.booksatoz.com/witsend/tea/orwell.htm
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
george orville is shit

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)
he looks like he's just left Aushwitz in that photo

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)
shouldda kept him in

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Shortly before his death from tuberculosis?

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
He made a nice cup of tea though.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I prefer coffee.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Can we include T-bone steak?

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)
yeh and i prefer sex with trannies but that's not what we're talking about

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
green tea, I thought we'd established I only drink green tea, christ it's like you don't even listen

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)
GHEY

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)
i quite like green tea
even though it tastes a bit like pond water
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1904559
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)
It tastes like rank old washing up water

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Two weeks later.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)
+when I've saved enough money to by a pint

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Lol zombies

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)
+when I've finally managed to bring myself off into the mug, to the picture of the little tetley men

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
It's not as easy as you might think

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
tea is cunt, fuck off tea
fucking cunt drink
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
I drink tea out of your mums saggy minge.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Bath water lols

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)

a3
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)
How's you think the Japanese tsunami started?

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)
+ green

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)
who are you now?

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Nakers innit

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)
no it isn't.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)
no it isn't

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
yeah it is.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
It is.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Fuck off nakers.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
alright?

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:09, Reply)
no he isn't

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
yeah he is.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
tea is fucking disgusting
like boiled old lady piss
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)
alright rachelswipe

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:04, Reply)
alright ample spooge

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
erryone be replyin here cos u said lady piss

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Ok done that. What now?

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)
now kiss me you fool

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
that's because they are all sick and desperate

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
you started it

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
yeah but you just tongued battered
i think you lose
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
When did you try drinking your own piss then?

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)
you are older than i am
so stick that up your fetid glistening japs eye
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
he'll be featured in 40 and over soon enough
midget sex special
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)
40 year old virgin more like

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Hardly.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
hence now married

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
pfffffft
the existence of a kid only proves that the woman has had sex

admittedly the catholic church thinks differently
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)
oh get posho mcposhins over here too good for boiled old lady piss

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)
but tramp foreskin cheese is lovely

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)
You've obviously added the milk at the wrong stage in the process.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
drinking that shit is the wrong stage in the process

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Time to get me a mug of boiled old lady piss, I reckon.
With the added flavour of limescaley London water.

NYOM.
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)
THIS IS FUN

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1904597
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
It's ok, I've done a new thread.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
fuck

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
NO IT ISN'T

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
stay about from my schick

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Has anyone seen this? Is it any good?
www.myvue.com/latest-movies/info/film/side-effects
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
None of those actors have got real names.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)

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