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how do you make your tea, crucially at what stage do you put in the milk
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:24,
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last if making a single cup
first if pouring tea from a pot
these are indisputable facts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:27,
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ben fogle you've done it again you rotter
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:31,
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\o/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:32,
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Why would you only make one cup?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:34,
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because you're home alone or hate your collegues
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:41,
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I'd still make a pot.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:49,
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make a smoke
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:57,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/7635992
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:27,
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Teabag, water, squeeze teabag, remove teabag, add milk.
Add sugar if you're a child or coming down on ecstasy.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:31,
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i bet chompy has 3 sugars
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:31,
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How much will you bet me.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:33,
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30 meters of ethernet cabling
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:34,
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I take no sugar in tea or coffee.
And I don't drink the shit tea in the office.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:34,
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what's shit about it
we have Yorkshire or PG tips
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:35,
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tetleys :(
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:36,
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and those massive bags, so they're left open for like 4 days.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:38,
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i make my own tea
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:36,
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Fucking northern pricks.
Nothing 'Yorkshire' about it, the cunts.
I sell goods made in Indonesia so by the same token they're 'London'. The fucking cunts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:52,
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PG Tips could probably be downgraded to a U rating now as well.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:53,
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I'll give you an "Ooooh"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:59,
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as in 'ooooh, I don't feel right and I'm seeing weird patterns'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:00,
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Will you be doing the product launch in Scunthorpe?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:03,
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they make it in harrogate
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:03,
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wait is this some kind of north yorkshire/south yorkshire divide thing
that i don't know about cos i'm not from yorkshire? i hear harrogate is like too posh compared to the rest of yorkshire so does that make it not count or sommat?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:04,
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If your sponsors find out you've been cheating on them with rival brands you're fucked mate
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:59,
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Like this:
www.booksatoz.com/witsend/tea/orwell.htm
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:31,
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george orville is shit
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:32,
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he looks like he's just left Aushwitz in that photo
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:33,
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shouldda kept him in
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:35,
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Shortly before his death from tuberculosis?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:36,
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He made a nice cup of tea though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:36,
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I prefer coffee.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:37,
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Can we include T-bone steak?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:40,
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yeh and i prefer sex with trannies but that's not what we're talking about
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:52,
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green tea, I thought we'd established I only drink green tea, christ it's like you don't even listen
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:39,
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GHEY
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:40,
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i quite like green tea
even though it tastes a bit like pond water
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:40,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1904559
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:42,
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It tastes like rank old washing up water
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:48,
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Two weeks later.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:47,
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+when I've saved enough money to by a pint
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:50,
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Lol zombies
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:50,
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+when I've finally managed to bring myself off into the mug, to the picture of the little tetley men
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:52,
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It's not as easy as you might think
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:54,
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tea is cunt, fuck off tea
fucking cunt drink
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:54,
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I drink tea out of your mums saggy minge.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:54,
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Bath water lols
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:56,
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a3
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:58,
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How's you think the Japanese tsunami started?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:59,
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+ green
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:57,
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who are you now?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:00,
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Nakers innit
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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no it isn't.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:03,
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no it isn't
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:06,
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yeah it is.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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It is.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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Fuck off nakers.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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alright?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:09,
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no he isn't
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:11,
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yeah he is.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:12,
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tea is fucking disgusting
like boiled old lady piss
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:02,
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alright rachelswipe
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:04,
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alright ample spooge
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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erryone be replyin here cos u said lady piss
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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Ok done that. What now?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:10,
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now kiss me you fool
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:11,
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that's because they are all sick and desperate
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:11,
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you started it
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:12,
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yeah but you just tongued battered
i think you lose
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:13,
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When did you try drinking your own piss then?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:05,
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you are older than i am
so stick that up your fetid glistening japs eye
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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he'll be featured in 40 and over soon enough
midget sex special
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:10,
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40 year old virgin more like
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:10,
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Hardly.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:11,
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hence now married
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:12,
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pfffffft
the existence of a kid only proves that the woman has had sex
admittedly the catholic church thinks differently
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:14,
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oh get posho mcposhins over here too good for boiled old lady piss
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:05,
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but tramp foreskin cheese is lovely
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:10,
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You've obviously added the milk at the wrong stage in the process.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:06,
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drinking that shit is the wrong stage in the process
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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Time to get me a mug of boiled old lady piss, I reckon.
With the added flavour of limescaley London water.
NYOM.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:07,
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THIS IS FUN
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:10,
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It's ok, I've done a new thread.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:12,
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fuck
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:12,
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NO IT ISN'T
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:12,
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stay about from my schick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:17,
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Has anyone seen this? Is it any good?
www.myvue.com/latest-movies/info/film/side-effects
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:13,
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None of those actors have got real names.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:15,
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