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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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how do you make your tea, crucially at what stage do you put in the milk

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:24, 91 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

b3ta.com/talk/6886007
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)
last if making a single cup
first if pouring tea from a pot

these are indisputable facts
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)
ben fogle you've done it again you rotter

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Why would you only make one cup?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)
because you're home alone or hate your collegues

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I'd still make a pot.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)

make a smoke
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7635992
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Teabag, water, squeeze teabag, remove teabag, add milk.

Add sugar if you're a child or coming down on ecstasy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
i bet chompy has 3 sugars

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
How much will you bet me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)
30 meters of ethernet cabling

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)
I take no sugar in tea or coffee.
And I don't drink the shit tea in the office.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)
what's shit about it
we have Yorkshire or PG tips
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)
tetleys :(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
and those massive bags, so they're left open for like 4 days.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)
i make my own tea

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Fucking northern pricks.
Nothing 'Yorkshire' about it, the cunts.

I sell goods made in Indonesia so by the same token they're 'London'. The fucking cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
PG Tips could probably be downgraded to a U rating now as well.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)
also
www.talkingretail.com/products/product-news/ben-fogle-is-the-new-face-of-typhoo
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)
I'll give you an "Ooooh"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)
as in 'ooooh, I don't feel right and I'm seeing weird patterns'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Will you be doing the product launch in Scunthorpe?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)
they make it in harrogate

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)
wait is this some kind of north yorkshire/south yorkshire divide thing
that i don't know about cos i'm not from yorkshire? i hear harrogate is like too posh compared to the rest of yorkshire so does that make it not count or sommat?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:04, Reply)
If your sponsors find out you've been cheating on them with rival brands you're fucked mate

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Like this:
www.booksatoz.com/witsend/tea/orwell.htm
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
george orville is shit

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)
he looks like he's just left Aushwitz in that photo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)
shouldda kept him in

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Shortly before his death from tuberculosis?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
He made a nice cup of tea though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I prefer coffee.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Can we include T-bone steak?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)
yeh and i prefer sex with trannies but that's not what we're talking about

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
green tea, I thought we'd established I only drink green tea, christ it's like you don't even listen

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)
GHEY

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)
i quite like green tea
even though it tastes a bit like pond water
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1904559
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)
It tastes like rank old washing up water

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Two weeks later.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)
+when I've saved enough money to by a pint

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Lol zombies

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)
+when I've finally managed to bring myself off into the mug, to the picture of the little tetley men

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
It's not as easy as you might think

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
tea is cunt, fuck off tea
fucking cunt drink
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
I drink tea out of your mums saggy minge.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Bath water lols

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)

a3
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)
How's you think the Japanese tsunami started?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)
+ green

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)
who are you now?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Nakers innit

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)
no it isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)
no it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
yeah it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
It is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Fuck off nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
alright?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:09, Reply)
no he isn't

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
yeah he is.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
tea is fucking disgusting
like boiled old lady piss
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)
alright rachelswipe

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:04, Reply)
alright ample spooge

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
erryone be replyin here cos u said lady piss

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Ok done that. What now?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)
now kiss me you fool

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
that's because they are all sick and desperate

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
you started it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
yeah but you just tongued battered
i think you lose
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
When did you try drinking your own piss then?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)
you are older than i am
so stick that up your fetid glistening japs eye
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
he'll be featured in 40 and over soon enough
midget sex special
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)
40 year old virgin more like

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Hardly.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
hence now married

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
pfffffft
the existence of a kid only proves that the woman has had sex

admittedly the catholic church thinks differently
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)
oh get posho mcposhins over here too good for boiled old lady piss

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)
but tramp foreskin cheese is lovely

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)
You've obviously added the milk at the wrong stage in the process.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
drinking that shit is the wrong stage in the process

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Time to get me a mug of boiled old lady piss, I reckon.
With the added flavour of limescaley London water.

NYOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)
THIS IS FUN

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1904597
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
It's ok, I've done a new thread.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
fuck

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
NO IT ISN'T

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
stay about from my schick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Has anyone seen this? Is it any good?
www.myvue.com/latest-movies/info/film/side-effects
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
None of those actors have got real names.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)

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