WHATTHEFUCKARRRGGGH
ANDFURTHERARRRGHATTHESUBSEQUENTLINK
( Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:09, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahaha
it broke kroney's eyes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:11, Reply)

I heard they were already broken

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:12, Reply)

left his glasses on the met line
he don't got no glasses no more
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:12, Reply)

now if only he'd do the same with his cardigran

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:13, Reply)

I suspect this wasn't a typo.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:13, Reply)

you know it wasn't
i texted the same witticism to you about 15 times this morning
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:15, Reply)

Actually, I didn't notice.
But thanks.

No really.

Thanks.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:16, Reply)

heh heh heh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:16, Reply)

OMG speaking of which
I mentioned divorcing woman? You wouldn't believe the texts I've been getting.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:18, Reply)

make sure your GIRLFRIEND doesn't find the phone then!
gee, i hope they're not testing you...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:20, Reply)

Not my girlfriend.
But I might put a pin on it anyway. Not that I think she'll go looking, but after the ex did it I'm not terribly trusting.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:21, Reply)

Or body

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:14, Reply)

Vampire tea bags innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:11, Reply)

no, she specifically says she doesn't use those
these are great big fat nappies

full of blood and body matter and probably hair

since anyone who carries jamrags around will not be up there on the hair maintenance either
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:12, Reply)

ARRRRGH

( Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:13, Reply)

You're quite squeamish aren't you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:15, Reply)

it's perfectly natural
clots and hairs and stuff

like squashed blackberries
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:15, Reply)

I was eating my dinner when embarrassing bodies came on a guy
Had half his duly king face missing eye socket to lower jaw on one side, I could see his tongue flapping about inside....
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:17, Reply)

why is that embarrassing?
it's fucked, it's unfortunate, it's horrifying. but embarrassing? no.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:20, Reply)

Actually no. Not when the reality is presented.
Blood, menstrual and otherwise is fine with me.

It's the language. The gleefully salacious language.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:17, Reply)

who the fuck presents their "reality" to you?
oh uxbridge
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:19, Reply)

I have my red wings.
Oh yes.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:20, Reply)

i thought that was taking someone's virginity?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:22, Reply)

That's white.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:23, Reply)