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OMG GONZ CHERYL OMG OMG(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 20:28,
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I was just thinking that...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 20:55,
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OMG OMG YEAH MAN OH MANI did NOT expect that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 20:44,
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someone find me some art for a fiver and i'll buy the best one(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 20:47,
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Does this count?www.ebay.co.uk/itm/British-TV-Newreaders-Susannah-Reid-etc-Picture-Photo-Collection-on-DVD-/170996869645?pt=UK_Collectables_Photographs_MJ&hash=item27d0352a0d
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 20:52,
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yes but unlikely to win cos i dunno who that is(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 20:54,
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I donno either to tell you the truth, I just found it(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 20:56,
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www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Billy-Fury-Signed-Autographed-Montage-Print-/271162249308?pt=UK_DVD_Film_TV_Autographs_CV&hash=item3f2287905c
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 20:54,
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www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cliff-Richard-Signed-Autographed-Montage-Print-/271171623104?pt=UK_DVD_Film_TV_Autographs_CV&hash=item3f231698c0
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 20:56,
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www.amazon.co.uk/Hand-Bush-Fine-Vaginal-Fisting/dp/1890159026/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1363726609&sr=8-2
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 20:57,
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That book taught me how to get my watch back after I lost it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 20:58,
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Read some of the reviews. Brilliant. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 20:59,
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For my bridal shower I was given a rubber fist. I was instantly excited about it. It was given to me by a very dear friend, Amy. Then I came across this book. The book has lots of great tips and ideas. Very enlightening. If you are looking for something different and fun you should get this book. And for the price you can't afford not too.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:01,
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Amazon should make it that you need to buy a product in order to be able to leave a review.They'd make a fortune.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:07,
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Yeah, but then we wouldn't have the joy that is Peter Andre and Katie Price album reviews.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:08,
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But I'll release a 99p kindle book with a picture of myself topless on the front cover called "Gonz's Guide to having a gay old time" and let the trolls make me afortune.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:13,
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Nor the Paul Ross canvas prints.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:16,
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Must have missed that one.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:23,
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www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B001N6W8U0
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:25,
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Oh, some of those are brilliant.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:29,
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Basically, Gobbo and Gonz, does that painting I posted remind you of anyone?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 20:54,
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Nah', are the bagels relivent?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 20:56,
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Basically, there's some terrible bullying of one of my family going on here.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 20:58,
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Is it that K person who seemed to know me?'cus I donno anyone else with your surname.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:03,
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I dunno Gonz, there's The Mighty and The Grammar, for starters.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:04,
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Oh no, Amorous is his title, his first name is badger. He has no surname, like chair.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:08,
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Well, don't I feel like a reet thick cunt?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:10,
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Thick cunt, thin cunt.... mate, it's been so long for me that I feel like _any_ kind of cunt !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:15,
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Basically, you're too much of a n00b to get this shizzle.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:22,
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'a member for 5 years, 8 months and 9 days'Not that much of a n00b, just not around when all this were fields, etc.
*Edit* Fuck me, has it been THAT long?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:25,
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Anyone with a user number higher than 60672 is a cunt.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:33,
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PHEW!Narrow escape there, then.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:35,
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He's called you Al.Terrible insult.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:36,
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It seems like only yesterday, Al, it really does.I had a QOTW tale every week, and a workplace with shonky firewalls in which to tell them. Now I'm lucky if I get the odd placing on the popular page of an increasingly moribund forum on a tri-monthly basis. It makes me weep.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:35,
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the popular page is shit.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:37,
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I know, that's why I don't hang out there very much.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:38,
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Guys, I bought a faux KFC for dlivery, KFC. IT had 32 good reviews.It was fucking unedible. I can't bring myself to have more than a bite of anything and I feel sick... except the chips, where I had a few of those before deciding I really don't want to spend the night getting an STI from a chicken place.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:17,
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Serves you right for being lazy and not cooking.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:17,
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I hate to say this, you're right.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:25,
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Oh GonzYou can only eat generic fried chicken late at night when the shop is bust so you know it's actually been cooked recently.
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I was SPOILED in N14.... SPOILED I tell you.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:25,
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Brooklins delivered there.Not only that, they got wicked burgers now.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:26,
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When Star Trek 2 comes outwe are totally gonna have a hawt date and get burgers and see the film.
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Seriously looking forward to that.Let's watch it in Enfield 'cus they got an imax and fizzy slush puppy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:41,
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Who'd have thought that nasty mass-produced fast food would have a bad effect on the guts of someone with.....a chronic bowel condition?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:23,
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I'm sure his usual remedy of adding half a pint of double cream to the dish will help.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:26,
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Intent does not equate to calories !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:27,
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Seriously Gonz, eat something that isn't brown or grey at least once a day.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:44,
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For lunch I had two Rainbow Fruit Salad thinggies.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:51,
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that'll do your stomach the world of good. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:26,
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I think I'm secretly pleased it was so vile. I'm not exasorating when I said I had at most two bites of each thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:27,
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Do you think the bloke at the chicken shop ZINGgered you?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:32,
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I'm having a gander at various job boardsI'm quite encouraged - I think.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:38,
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Let me know if there is anything I can assist with**job related. I'm not sucking your cock. Again.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:39,
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Thanks mate*accepts contract in London, sleeps on your sofa on a 6 month rolling basis!*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:40,
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Not sure about 6 months, but 6 weeks could be doableDisclaimer: subject to discussing this with my wife.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:41,
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Well, she already knows you're 'reasonably senior in financial services'.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:45,
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A suite at The Dorchester would be cheaper. I value my shed too much.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:56,
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I keep getting requests for this,is it worth joining?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:51,
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Yes. Particularly for jobhunting. Quite a lot of jobs posted there.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:52,
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Hmm. *rubs chin*I may look into this, then. Thanks.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:53,
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It's free for standard membership, so you've nothing to lose.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:57,
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It makes you look more professional if you have a decent profile.You want to have a gander at mine?
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Why not?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:53,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*Tries to breathe. Struggles due to laughter. Tries again. But no, it is stil* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:55,
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Posting photos of my Dalek collection and Spider-Man t-shirts is OK though, right?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:00,
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Excellent. I'll knock the fuckers dead.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:03,
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All I'm sayin' is, if some bird was the CHICKEN (checking) his TOWER (tower) out, they would come out disaPOINTed.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:41,
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