Why would we mock somebody who has had a bereavement?
Only a autistic septic cunt would behave like that.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:06, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

One of the critical considerations is whether they've also recently lost their job as well as a close family member.
Assuming they have, the next step is, as I understand it, to call them a 'munter'. I think that's right.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:10, Reply)

Correct!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:11, Reply)

And does sir have a little bit of a headache this morning?
And an inexplicable damp patch on the carpet in the corner? And four missing hours from sir's previous evening?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:14, Reply)

And the corpse of a scantily clad young lady in the bath?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:15, Reply)

That's just because you invited Stunned over for a drink.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:15, Reply)

Nope. Feeling good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:18, Reply)

Started again already yeah?
Personally I think Coco Pops taste better with Bell's than milk anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)

I don't drink spirits.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:22, Reply)

If they turn all chocolatey it doesn't count, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Hahahahahaha

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:33, Reply)

Can't reach the top shelf?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:24, Reply)

I can reach the minitures

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:29, Reply)

+a

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)

and use the word "it" When referring to them
Don’t forget that
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:12, Reply)

Ah HA. I *had* forgotten that.
Thanks m8!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:13, Reply)

You're welcome sweet cheeks
*winks*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:13, Reply)

Oh boy, I love this place so much.
I also love the people rounding on Battered for being a cunt about Prof Kenny Martins bereavement when they also loved getting stuck into Tourettes when she admitted her uncle abused her.

I need to call Dozer for an irony check.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:17, Reply)

I missed that one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:18, Reply)

It was back in teh QOTW days, when all this were just fields lad.

( Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)

By eck.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:21, Reply)

People liked baldmonkey.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Why do people feeling vulnerable, post at all?
Everybody who posts here knows that if you take your eye off the ball for a millisecond, you get stomped.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:15, Reply)

Is the answer 'because you're a nonce'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:21, Reply)

I was gonna suggest this

( Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:22, Reply)

I never saw that coming.
Mods, mods, come and protect me.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:27, Reply)

Mods, mods, kids, kids, protect touch

teehee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:28, Reply)

I rarely click strikethroughs any more, but for this I will make an exception.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:29, Reply)

MORNING BATTERED HOWS THE HEAD

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Too big for his body.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Is Battered really Loaksey then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Something nobody could ever accuse you of you fat cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Oh Battered, I haven't refered to your lack of stature for months
And you have kindly not called me a fat cunt.

Does this mean the truce is ended?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:44, Reply)

If I were you mate, I'd have just been pleased he hadn't mentioned your desire to have sex with underagers and let it go.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:46, Reply)

I guess I don't mind that which is untrue.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Hee hee

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Absolutely fine. No hangover whatsoever, because, you know what?
I wasn't drunk last night.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Well that was a complete waste of "caps lock"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:39, Reply)