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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Does anybody have any more recent bereavements we can mock?
Because Battered doesn't seem to have been naughty stepped yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 7:55, 193 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

MOD EDIT: Finger dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 7:56, Reply)
wow that's a big 'un

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:01, Reply)
I HAVE A VERY LARGE PENIS
MOD EDIT: He does.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Horrid bullying of the dog fingering incompetents.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I always enjoy how the mods let silly stuff like this go whilst coming down hard and stepping people who mock recent bereavements.
/edit - I can't help but think that this rather proves my point.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:06, Reply)
I was once stepped because I said the new /qotw was silly
It really was, too
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:16, Reply)
I got stepped for making a joke about a shed. True story.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)
YES, I remember that

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:43, Reply)
Me too.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:43, Reply)
Me three

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Woah where has that finger just been?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:49, Reply)
smells canine to me

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)
What cunts
MOD quote
"Can we save the naked Cheggers pictures for INSIDE the thread, please?"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)
I got stepped for talking about breasts ;(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Holy shit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)
I like breasts
That stepping is still one of my favourites

Kung fu kicks Chompy in the head
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Friz's animation is perfect.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Yep

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)
Needs more Chegwin.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:39, Reply)
I think this picture is actually life-sized
Edmonds is a tiny pixie of a man.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:55, Reply)
Ohhhhhh dear the MODS are at it again

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:27, Reply)
How hypocritical
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1901667
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)
Basically, being silly on a comedy website: bad.
Mocking the bereaved: OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:38, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 7:59, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/fightclub/post1905072
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:06, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:09, Reply)
Woah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:17, Reply)
Why would we mock somebody who has had a bereavement?
Only a autistic septic cunt would behave like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:06, Reply)
One of the critical considerations is whether they've also recently lost their job as well as a close family member.
Assuming they have, the next step is, as I understand it, to call them a 'munter'. I think that's right.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:10, Reply)
Correct!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:11, Reply)
And does sir have a little bit of a headache this morning?
And an inexplicable damp patch on the carpet in the corner? And four missing hours from sir's previous evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:14, Reply)
And the corpse of a scantily clad young lady in the bath?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:15, Reply)
That's just because you invited Stunned over for a drink.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:15, Reply)
Nope. Feeling good.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:18, Reply)
Started again already yeah?
Personally I think Coco Pops taste better with Bell's than milk anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)
I don't drink spirits.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:22, Reply)
If they turn all chocolatey it doesn't count, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:23, Reply)
Hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:33, Reply)
Can't reach the top shelf?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:24, Reply)
I can reach the minitures

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:29, Reply)
+a

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)
and use the word "it" When referring to them
Don’t forget that
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:12, Reply)
Ah HA. I *had* forgotten that.
Thanks m8!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:13, Reply)
You're welcome sweet cheeks
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:13, Reply)
Oh boy, I love this place so much.
I also love the people rounding on Battered for being a cunt about Prof Kenny Martins bereavement when they also loved getting stuck into Tourettes when she admitted her uncle abused her.

I need to call Dozer for an irony check.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:17, Reply)
I missed that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:18, Reply)
It was back in teh QOTW days, when all this were just fields lad.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)
By eck.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:21, Reply)
People liked baldmonkey.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:31, Reply)
Why do people feeling vulnerable, post at all?
Everybody who posts here knows that if you take your eye off the ball for a millisecond, you get stomped.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:15, Reply)
Is the answer 'because you're a nonce'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:21, Reply)
I was gonna suggest this

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:22, Reply)
I never saw that coming.
Mods, mods, come and protect me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:27, Reply)

Mods, mods, kids, kids, protect touch

teehee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:28, Reply)
I rarely click strikethroughs any more, but for this I will make an exception.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:29, Reply)
MORNING BATTERED HOWS THE HEAD

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:31, Reply)
Too big for his body.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:32, Reply)
Is Battered really Loaksey then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:32, Reply)
Something nobody could ever accuse you of you fat cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:37, Reply)
Oh Battered, I haven't refered to your lack of stature for months
And you have kindly not called me a fat cunt.

Does this mean the truce is ended?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:44, Reply)
If I were you mate, I'd have just been pleased he hadn't mentioned your desire to have sex with underagers and let it go.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:46, Reply)
I guess I don't mind that which is untrue.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Hee hee

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Absolutely fine. No hangover whatsoever, because, you know what?
I wasn't drunk last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:32, Reply)
Well that was a complete waste of "caps lock"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:39, Reply)
You can all calm down 'Marmageddon' is over
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21855045
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:16, Reply)
Poor Kiwis

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:33, Reply)
I've a friend over there
I've been emailing pics of supermarket shelves overflowing with Marmite to him over the last year
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:36, Reply)
I don't see what that post has to do with fighting in the first place
Morning all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:36, Reply)
Sup Darthy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:37, Reply)
They're talking about Forrest on radio 4

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:45, Reply)
Really?
On Radio FOUR? Are you sure it's not a Forrest Gump sequel? Or something to do with Forest Whittaker?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Nope, they were saying how that now they've stopped changing managers every five minutes they're doing well.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:50, Reply)
They know their shizzle
If only Blackburn could learn from that example eh Chompy? Eh?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:54, Reply)
They mentioned that as well.
And the coaching union is taking Blackburn to the high court about it this month.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Budget day today.
Who's excited????
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:40, Reply)
I can hardley wait to see how much they put things up

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:42, Reply)
I think they're keeping beer the same.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:42, Reply)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:43, Reply)
And they're doing something about childcare costs.
But looks like that won't come in until April 2015
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Good news for everyone - expect Prof Kenny Martin

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:45, Reply)
Me, I love it when the rich,
Take the poor up the shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:45, Reply)
NO! THIS IS A BUDGET FOR STRIVERS!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:46, Reply)
I strive to get out of bed.
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:46, Reply)
Morning B3th

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:47, Reply)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Long running joke about B3th never getting out of bed
Till the afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:49, Reply)
Noted

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:52, Reply)
Search "Morning b3th" and see the time of the posts

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:00, Reply)
Long running *fact* you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:55, Reply)
Yes this

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:00, Reply)
No.
Although I've got at least one that can't be more than a few weeks away from a cardboard box.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:44, Reply)
You're related to Monty?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:45, Reply)
I think you went too far.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:51, Reply)
That sounds like a threat

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:47, Reply)
I'm coming to London in a couple of weeks.
I'd be careful if I were you sonny.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:51, Reply)
Harley?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:35, Reply)
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
My ex has agreed in principle to my kid staying over at mine for the first time ever on Thurs April 11th, conditional on points agreed at a proposed meeting on Apr 6th.

This is a major, major turn of events for me which I appreciate fully no-one else gives a toss about. As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:46, Reply)
Nice one.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:46, Reply)
I found a bunk bed in my loft if you'd like it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:47, Reply)
By that I mean; "clean my loft for scrap"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:47, Reply)
Hahah
I've a sofabed in my sitting room but ta
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:49, Reply)
After M-day
Somebody may have a spare Futon
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Two spare single bed foutons tied together with rope.
Which is what I've been sleeping on for a fucking month.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:53, Reply)
Futons are shit beds and shit sofas or WTN

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:55, Reply)
There is nothing sinister about Chompy, girls!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Good Luck

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:47, Reply)
Thank you Locus213, I'm 'meid opp' as they say in 'Liverpewl'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:50, Reply)
It's a trick
Make sure you take your gum sheild with you
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Any idea what the conditions are?
1. Bartleby must not be present.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:50, Reply)
She says I shall be given notice of her concerns
but previous meetings indicate they are petty stuff like 'clean bedding' and 'make sure she brushes her teeth' - proper idiot stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Piece of cake then.
Good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:01, Reply)
this is excellent news Boycington.
Unless of course the terms are wildly unreasonable.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:52, Reply)
this^^
hoping that they're not unreasonable.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:55, Reply)
^^ Precisely this.
Fingers crossed Monty.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:54, Reply)
Hope she gets hit by a lorry LOL

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:00, Reply)
Do you think there's a possibility that Kenny may have murdered PurpleDoris' grandmother?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:10, Reply)
Who have you been upsetting?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:10, Reply)
What me? I never do.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:13, Reply)
nothing would surprise me about that villain

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Going out on a limb here
I am going to bet that the 6th of April meeting is postponed due to ill health.

*bursting bubbles since 1974*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:04, Reply)
The thought had occurred to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)
I am going to ring her up
and provide full details of your noncery.

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:09, Reply)
I'm bored. You've not had any relatives die recently have you?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:10, Reply)
I just got rid of a very close friend in the lav.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:11, Reply)
'Adieu, Ainsley - now swim! Swim to freedom!'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:13, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:29, Reply)

to freedom back to Dawn
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)
tee hee
AWOOGA!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Can you ask her if I can come to her houseparty on the 11th please.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)
and i bet you expect the DWP to pay for her travel to yours
unbelievable.

Good news though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:32, Reply)
My head hurts reading this

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)
why?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Ninja

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)
no I'm not.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)
ha ha
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1904357
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)
hahaha!
Wha?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)
I love this gif
Perfect for hangover sufferers
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)
I want an egg sarnie

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Me too.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)
that's eggcellent

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:38, Reply)
That's en oeuf

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1905364
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:40, Reply)
Cracking isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Do you think he had to shell out to use it?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:42, Reply)
what "points" can your ex possibly make?
does she think you are too thick to look after a child?

must give her dinner
must clean her teeth
must put her to bed

ffs what a total tool.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Don't give her any MDs
Don't forget she's there and go on holiday.
Keep her away from the b3ta mods.
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)
she's a stupid piece of work

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:49, Reply)
leave it out
she's only 4
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Yes, she really is that fucking stupid.
'Don't stay up with her til 5am drinking brandy and sniffing cocaine'

'OK, right you are. No brandy or drugs. I see'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Remember to take notes...then she'll see that you're taking her seriously

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)
...whilst actually just writing a shopping list or some of my favourite 'rap' lyrics

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)
bread
milk
massive drugs
brandy
upvc windows
tarp
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Don't mention Bread

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Don't be silly.
He's not going to buy bread again after JSAINSBURYGATE
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)
I'm flippin' FURIOUS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)
MARR

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)
NO brandy and drugs??
Since fucking WHEN??? Fucking Nanny state, I'm telling you.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)
It's George Osborne gone mad, I tell you

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)
LESS GEORGE, MORE OZZY
Actually, I'm surprised I've never heard someone shout that. That's quite good that, Imma write that down.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Is there a banner shop open near you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Ha ha That reminded me of this
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1902583
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)
I'm banners mad, me!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)
We only have 6
I don't live in the banner district
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:03, Reply)
You know how these different fads in parenting guidelines come and go.
Sometimes you just have to trust your instincts.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)
The government doesn't know how much brandy and drugs I can take before I'm incapable
Only I know how much brandy and drugs I can take before I'm incapable
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)
I actually parent better when I'm off my face.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)
My punches are more likely to be wide of the mark when I've been up for 4 days on meth.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)
You know what, I have yet to discover my 'tipping point' when it comes to brandy and drugs.
I'm starting to wonder if the whole thing isn't just government scaremongering.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)
it's all about control innit
more issues than the middle east that one.

i hope your kid is so over-excited at getting to stay with you, and i hope it's like a knife in her gut realising it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)
I do, but it was someone that virtually no one in my family liked
So it wouldn't have the same effect
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)
one of your kids?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Oh Windy
No...they haven't cost me nearly enough money yet. They'll be around for a bit yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:38, Reply)
fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)
I'm unwell, but I don't know what's wrong so I don't know how to fix it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:49, Reply)
I'm pretty sure alcohol will help.
Unless the illness you are suffering from is alcoholism.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Either way, it's worth a try

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)
have you tried having a bit of a lie down?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)
I've done an awful lot of reclining....
So you're saying I need to go the whole way? A full-on 'lie down'?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)
I think we need a new thread

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)
I DUN ONE

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

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