I think I'd probably make a sandwich.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:47, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

with nommy pulled pork?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Tsk. It's all about the nommy pulled chorizo these days.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Ah, you mean you'd explain how each individual sandwich component worked as a metaphor for society
and that the butter you were using represented your budget, holding it together?

Yeah?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

No, I mean I'd have some lunch.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Ant not tell any cunt what I'd put in it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I've just had some lunch. Trufax.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)

1% less bacon and 1% more butter
thus leaving it indistinguishable from before, but proclaim that the rate of increase in bacon borrowing has slowed, whilst butter production has grown enough to herald the end of recession and the dawn of a new age of uninterrupted growth and prosperity?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

is this 'satire'? I think it is, isn't it?
You want to get yourself one of those doubleseats mate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I only clicked it 'cause it mentioned bacon.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)