Do you think he might have ended up in a situation where it didn't go his way?
I'm sure we would have heard about it constantly if the clown footed prick had got it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:21, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

The signs are negative, I'd agree.
Would you say that's cause for gloating, though?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:24, Reply)

This *is* Battered you're talking about, remember.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:28, Reply)

actually Batts old boy, I've been ultra busy at work so not posting on here as often.
Plus I get the impression that nobody gives a flying shit about me, so why do a Chompy and bore you all with incessant updates about the minutiae of my days?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:25, Reply)

What did you wear to the interview?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:27, Reply)

clothes.
Plus some jewellery.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:28, Reply)

turquoise for both?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:32, Reply)

I'll gaz you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:33, Reply)

i was hoping this was a joke
damn
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:40, Reply)

unlucky D:

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:45, Reply)

that is one bent tie

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:47, Reply)

it's one of my manliest ones.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:48, Reply)

i know

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:52, Reply)

"do a chompy" ?
shudder
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:27, Reply)

hee hee

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:28, Reply)

you'd know.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:29, Reply)

why? i'm not a hooker

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:31, Reply)

Hookers tend to get paid.
Or murdered. Murdered by Battered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:36, Reply)

you're built like a scrum half though.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:37, Reply)

you have no idea what i look like, you ridiculous little man

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:40, Reply)

The lucky cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:40, Reply)

Except I do though xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:41, Reply)

* sends large bottle of mind bleach to York *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:42, Reply)

*expresses extreme gratitude to Battered*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:43, Reply)

no you don't
although i think someone once sent me a link to your blog or something

oh no wait, it was linked on here. ha!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:43, Reply)

yes I do.
Photobucket etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:44, Reply)

there was one shot on pb
that is not representative either way, foolish man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:45, Reply)

Judging by that one pic there's no way I'd want to see any more.
Ever.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:47, Reply)

i have about ten million gazzes from you proclaiming the exact opposite

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:51, Reply)

ditto xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 21:02, Reply)