tl;dr

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:22, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

pffft
cr more like, in your case
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)

I think not.
Haven't you got some hamster based flirting to do with Dozer rather than being inaccurate online?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:26, Reply)

in what way is bullying the closet pierced homo about his fetish for hamster fucking flirting?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:26, Reply)

I think you love him longtime

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:27, Reply)

ssssh
i've got a date lined up. if you're good, i'll tell you about that, then you can mock me for a real life thing, not a fictitious pant drop over dozer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:28, Reply)

I have no interest. So please don't bother boring me about it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:30, Reply)

alright green eyes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:31, Reply)

pfft. I think not.
Particularly after you made a pass at me in the taxi the other week. You must learn: not only are you unattractive, but I am married & faithful.

Your lack of social grace does you no favours.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:33, Reply)

yes that's exactly what happened
you crazy drunken eejit you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:34, Reply)

Sober enough that I cannot remove the ghastly memory, no matter how much I wish I could.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:37, Reply)

my lasting recollection is of you desperately trying to stick a tenner down my top, my jeans, in my bag, anywhere...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Stop dreaming. Aint gonna happen.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:42, Reply)

thank fuck for that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:43, Reply)

We know this can't be true
because battered couldn't reach down your top.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:45, Reply)

aha you're totally right
that's what happened.

it explains why the tenner fell out of my shoe later on.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:46, Reply)

Fell out your shoe....
So he did get the tenner in your cleavage then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:47, Reply)

HA HA!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:51, Reply)

silly jeff
it's battered whose shoes are built up to chest height, not me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:51, Reply)

Actually, I think I am taller than you.
As well as being considerably more intelligent.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:53, Reply)

i'm five feet five and a half inches
and you only "think" you're taller than me?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:55, Reply)

I try not to think about your appearance, as it makes me want to vomit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:56, Reply)

yeah, vomit spunk out through your tiny little cock

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:57, Reply)

No chance. You cause serious impotence.
People would rather shit in a bed with you than fuck you in it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:58, Reply)

that's not what your wife said about me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 21:01, Reply)

My wife has considerably better taste than that, after all, she married me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 21:02, Reply)