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What are you telling me for, I live here.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:22,
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In other words,
Don't tell I, tell 'ee.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:23,
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Given your old man is so old, does he speak Latin rather than English?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:25,
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ita vero
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:26,
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Oi!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:27,
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sorry
it's just us now that cavy's out getting laid every night
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:27,
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Sisterly solidarity.
And people wonder why all my friends are men...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:34,
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+ geriatric
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:36,
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No, that's only my husband.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:38,
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there's always jeff?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:39,
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Is Jeff a girl?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:41,
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Mods! I'm being picked on by your token gesture.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:42,
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so i hear
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:42,
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I heard it took you ages to adapt to living in the South
On account of bathrooms and barbecues.
Apparently, in the north you go outside to shit and you only ever prepare food in the 'parlour'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:45,
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you know i'm sending this to your mrs, right?
and you know she's from further oop north than i am, right?
heh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:46,
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I hadn't thought of that.
Arse.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:48,
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However your Missus is intelligent to see through thicky Swipe's attempt at shit stirring.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:52,
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pfffffft
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:52,
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She is.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:56,
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:)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:52,
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I'll distract her with a lump
Of interestingly shaped coal. She'll be none the wiser.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:59,
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I thought so.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:27,
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Har.
De har har.
He's from Kent originally, so it's a weird mixture of east coast / west coast.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:26,
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