Not relevant to the thread, but I don't know where else to put this


He glanced at the clock; 5am. His sense of rage wasn’t easing, no matter what he tried. Reviewing his extensive property portfolio, shouting at the kids he coached, even gazing in to the depths of his salt water swimming pool. Nothing was working.

He shook with anger. His emotions overflowed as he considered his empty marriage, his failed attempts to use the internet to find solace in the arms of another and the shocking truth when he found out the man he thought was his dad wasn’t his real father.

He fired up his laptop. He knew where he had to go online to purge the anger that tainted the very core of his being. He’d pick on some people on the other side of the world. That would surely make him feel better about himself…

To be continued.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:25, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

tl;dr

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:27, Reply)

is this the firsdt chapter of your autobiography?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Ringo's

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)

so you've written some of Ringo's autobiography?
I'm not sure you understand the 'auto' part.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Dozer, I need to speak to you regarding secured loans

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:35, Reply)

I could suggest a couple places you could put it...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)

I'm not going anywhere near your bathwater filled vadge.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)

I'm gushing with excitement

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:34, Reply)

severn bore lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:35, Reply)

A lot more than seven on here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)

it's been fun this morning, all thanks to battered and his complete lack of social awaeness

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)

... and then he posted something about b3tans murdering each other
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)