I've got Gonzo's splatterfart post bookmarked
whenever I'm having a bad day I just read that and I think yep, my life's not too bad, at least I don't spray the bog with bloody filth and pieces of intestine
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:20, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1907572
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I recently asked an elderly relative how she was getting on
In her reply she described how when she goes to the toilet, chunks of flesh come away from her anus. As you can imagine, I was sorry I'd asked.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)

WTAF?
Did you tell her it was essentially game over for her now?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

He was too busy wanking furiously, I'd imagine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I have to admit, it nearly put me off my stroke

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Pedigree Bum

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Oh my :(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)

I didn't
but I did think it. It's not something that happens to normal, healthy people, is it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

dunno
maybe you should ask her to fish some of the chunks out of the lavvy next time and keep them so you can have a look at them

might make for an interesting blog post
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

or maybe some sort of casserole

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)

haha!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I imagine it wouldn't be too dissimilar to beef and tomato pot noodle

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

haha, you were wanking down the phone to her

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Boy, was my face red!
Mainly because I'd worn myself out.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)