So it turns out 7- and 8-year-olds are crap at Quasar
Until they identify you as a threat, and chase you around in a pack, high on sugar and NOMMY CAYKE, yelling and screaming and shooting lasers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:18, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Star Wars?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Bit Saville.

( Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Needs MOAR Jim Davidson

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Imma level with you here DF.
It's clear to me from your repeated references to the kids' party you went to that you care about it quite a lot. But, and bear with me for a moment will you, flip that right on its head and you have basically got the amount I care about it. To clarify, it's the opposite of quite a lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Darth could validly claim to have this children's party on 2.0, the amount he obviously doesn't care about it.

( Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Imma level with you here Monty
My job is dull as fuck and I have surprisingly poor internal filters when it comes to splurging shite on the internet in the hope that somebody - ANYBODY - will just TALK TO ME and allow me to believe, if only for a fleeting moment, that I MATTER.

I'd say this has been a roaring success.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)

I see. Good-oh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Did you get TopGun?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

First time yes by miles
Second time no. Bastards ganged up on me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

ed on banged
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)

That's exactly right
They used me as a table and took it in turns plowing the token female who'd been invited on my back.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Michelle?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)

9/10 etc

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Schweet

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)