I was kind of hoping for more non IT ones

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:28, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

look around sporters
you are in the nerds lair.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)

*looks around*
I can see a lady with big norks and two bald men
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)

it's actually two ladies with big norks

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

T was TJ

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Alright
Once when I was flying my f40 fighter jet I accidentally pressed Eject instead of my radio button. Destroyed millions of quids worth of plane. 100% fact
( Peej, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)

\o/
Stay about from the ejection seat handle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)

My boss was in the bomb disposal unit
He has excellent "work fuckup stories"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)

The arab who pitched his tents at the end of a bombing test run in Saudi
who turned up waving a sword and a rifle when one overshot the range and went straight through his tent while he was sitting there
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)