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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Would you be giving the same advice is the genders were reversed?
Two months ago she strangled me and punched me - grounds enough for not wanting someone in your home wouldn't you say?
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:05, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
You don't want her to come to your home, fair enough
You want your daughter to come to your home and this will help it happen. Make sure Lusty is also there (as a witness), be civil and show her round. Don't let her look in your shredder and hide the pointy things.

Profit
Drink celebratory beer
Win
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)
She will fabricate objections to her staying and use them as an excuse to deny my having her over.
If someone else comes round on her behalf they might well not do that.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Then could she also bring someone?

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:09, Reply)
That won't help.
She will make objections based on spurious things: someone else won't. The only way to prevent that is for her not to be there.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Have a mate there - in a suit - and introduce him as your solicitor

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)
bet she'd get defensive and kick off

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
In front of his solicitor?
She might be mental, but she's not daft.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
i think she might be both
she did date Monty after all
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
maybe he meant hotdog suit

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
I assumed he meant hotdog suit.

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)
I reckon let the bitch in, just you and her, keep microphones and cameras dotted around the house that are hidden.
Keep completely civil, ovbously phsyicly defend yourself within reason if anything happens, but keep in mind the cameras'n'shit.... you can then use this in court to fuck her big time.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:11, Reply)

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