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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lets talk about houses and mortgages.Why don't we just let the whole housing system colapse?
There is no reason not to I'm sure you'll agree so we'll have to talk about Easter 4 day weekend plans instead.
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Because then everyone would know that the country is bankrupt? as you wouldn't be able to paper over the cracks with an asset bubble and multiple derivatives.
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No, fuck it, you try something and it fails, draw a line under it and pick yourself up and try something else.Much worse to constantly try to fix the thing which is failing for decades.
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Bit shit for your creditors though.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:49,
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Fuck them, loaning money carries a risk, that's why you get interest.(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I just got my mortgage renewed, It's come down from 3.5 to to 2.29%
Thats a big drop, saving me 100quid a month or so. Very happy, thank you Mr Woolwich.
I'm actually taking easter off work. Might go visit twohats and spend the weekend by the coast.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:43,
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The only definite plans I have so far for that weekend are seeing B*ldm*nkeyImagine that!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:14,
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I think the correct answer is to build more social housing.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:43,
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that will only slow the increase of house prices.It won't cut them by the 40ish percent they need to go down by.
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I suspect that you have more selfish reasons for wanting the housing market to collapse.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:48,
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*ties Nakers shoelaces together*(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:56,
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why can't they live in warehouses with dividers in them?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:51,
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You need to edit itcolapse?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:44,
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You should have done that in italics because that's a bit like bent.(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)
he could do that up and down html wiggle writing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:53,
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no, you misunderstandAWAY from Ben Fogle. Not to Bent Fogle
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:56,
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I remortgaged 2 years ago got my 40 year £1000 a month mortgage with total repayments of £450000Down to 25 years £830 a month with total repayments of £250000. I hope to lower it again this year.
INTERESTING EH!?!!!?
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Peej, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:46,
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IT GOT DELIVERED YESTERDAY!Its fucking huge and has a proper t+g roof and 5 or 6 windows I forget in the excitment. and I have put sockets and lighting in it even though I have no electrician skillzzzzz! I have a tripple header graphics card and I have put a bar in and three screens on the walls and its going to be AMAZING when finished yayayayayay!
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Peej, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:52,
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I am tumescent at my impending SHED(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:56,
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Sheds are too fucking expensive(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:03,
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As I have said before; consider it an investment in your sanity.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:03,
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I fancy something like thiswww.ebay.co.uk/itm/12x8-summer-house-/271172356203?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3f2321c86b
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:09,
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Dont be bitchin' 'about my shed(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:13,
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No no no no.That's not a shed. That's a summerhouse.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:12,
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This is what you needwww.waltons.co.uk/14_x_8_waltons_ultimate_shed
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:15,
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I'm having LTV woes at the moment(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:47,
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Bah bah bah bah baba ba BAAAAAAAABeing a northern you wont recognise the brilliance of this jingle based joke,
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But but butyou are a Northern... they didn't get telly up there until 2002
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I had it sent up by carrier pigeon(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:57,
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I was trying to work out a joke like this :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:50,
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That sound more like the Thames TV theme.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:51,
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Might well be actually tanglesIts been a while since LWT existed...
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I've got a five day weekendand I have absolutely no plans for it oh god I'm going to waste it and will probably end up coming into work anyway :(((((((
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:48,
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I'm on standby for work on the Friday and Saturday(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:55,
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actually, now I've read it, it's an interesting article. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:53,
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I think I've fucked up by telling my ex that as I gave her four chances to inspect my flat and she has since the last offer assaulted me, that I no longer feel comfortable about having her in my home but that she can send someone else on her behalf instead.
Have I fucked up? I really don't want that fucking cunt under my roof.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:56,
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Can she come over and lusty or someone stay in to let her deal with it?(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Or Stunned, let stunned show her around, after he's had one of his lunches.(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Bigger picture timeJust think of your daughter being able to stay there
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:57,
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The last time she was in my flat she went through my shredder to piece together my phone bill.The time before that she went for me with a kitchen knife and the one before that she locked me out and I had to boot my door in to gain access. I really, really don't want her there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:59,
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Was this when you were together though?Just be civil and show her around then bolt the fucking doors
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:00,
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Would you be giving the same advice is the genders were reversed?Two months ago she strangled me and punched me - grounds enough for not wanting someone in your home wouldn't you say?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:05,
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You don't want her to come to your home, fair enoughYou want your daughter to come to your home and this will help it happen. Make sure Lusty is also there (as a witness), be civil and show her round. Don't let her look in your shredder and hide the pointy things.
Profit
Drink celebratory beer
Win
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:07,
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She will fabricate objections to her staying and use them as an excuse to deny my having her over.If someone else comes round on her behalf they might well not do that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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Then could she also bring someone?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:09,
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That won't help.She will make objections based on spurious things: someone else won't. The only way to prevent that is for her not to be there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:18,
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Have a mate there - in a suit - and introduce him as your solicitor(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)
In front of his solicitor?She might be mental, but she's not daft.
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i think she might be bothshe did date Monty after all
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:13,
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maybe he meant hotdog suit(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:13,
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I assumed he meant hotdog suit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:15,
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I reckon let the bitch in, just you and her, keep microphones and cameras dotted around the house that are hidden.Keep completely civil, ovbously phsyicly defend yourself within reason if anything happens, but keep in mind the cameras'n'shit.... you can then use this in court to fuck her big time.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:11,
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outline some reasonable ground rules before the visit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:02,
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Story of her relationship with you!!Am i RIGHT girls!!
*girlish screaming and whooping*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:07,
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you need a mediator, someone with strength of character and bodyI suggest Baldmonkey
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:58,
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:59,
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what if it was you and she grabbed the bread knife eh? WHAT THEN?!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:06,
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Jeez you are WTNReasonable to prevent her coming to the flat, you spaz.
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The sad reality is that if you are ever going to make this work you need to resolve some of your differences.You can't keep resolving things with the threat of legal action. For several reasons.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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Hippy bollocks or not, it is true.It would be better for all concerned.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:05,
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I think you're mistakenly assuming that Monty's ex can be reasoned with.(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Because it's political suicide.All those middle-England, home-owning voters? Those voters that all the major parties are trying to attract?
They're the ones who'll risk losing their houses. Many, many people were mortgaged up to the hilt before 2008, either with their own homes or their buy-to-lets, banking on the bubble continuing in order to make profit. The inevitable happened and they're casting around for somebody to blame that isn't yourself because this is the age of zero accountability.
The party that makes the decision to allow the housing market to collapse loses power. People have long memories, the Tories have never shaken the image Thatcher got them. Nobody wants to be at the centre of that shitstorm.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:07,
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No you couldn'tAnd anyway, the problem won't be rectified by a collapse in the housing market, becuase London and the South East will remain utterly unaffected, and it's London and the South East that are the problem.
When people say "house prices are overinflated" they mean "house prices in the South East of England are overinflated"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:12,
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They might not have shaken the imagethey're still back in power.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:13,
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Tee Hee EeeI've got access to all of the Daily Mail's comment data. Tee Hee Eee.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:54,
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