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Ample sponges (
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:50,
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latest was 12 years ago)
YesTo mop up all the shit you come out with
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:52,
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look Swipe, if you want me, just say so.All this flirtatious bullying is getting a bit meh.
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YesI want some guy I'll never meet, who stuffs rodents up his brown eye. You got me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:56,
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Please insert Hamster here
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:01,
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EwwwwwwwwwwwwThat really makes me feel sick when it's mentioned
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:52,
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I'd write a song about ample sponges if I could get anything to rhyme with it(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:58, Reply)
oh won't you samplemy ample
sponge
it wipes the tagnuts
from under
your clunge
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It scrapes the gunge And day old grunge
From your fat clunge
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:00,
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ohhh I'll help you to expungethe gunge around your clunge
oily massage followed by an ample sponge
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GeniusWhat sort of tune? The death march?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:05,
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You're the musicianI guess that you've got fuck all to be upbeat about if you're buying an ample sponge though
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:08,
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it helps you to refreshthat apron of porkflesh
and keeps your blurter clean and free from gunge
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He's so cute He would make me do that fucking infuriating baby talk shit.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:06,
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I just realised I spend a significant portion of my day telling him not to eat things(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:07, Reply)
That's because he doesn't listen the first time (
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:08,
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I don't do birdsBut if I did, I reckon momo would be in with a shot yeah
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:11,
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Buzbylolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:12,
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I SAW FRANKS KEY BOARD EARLIERWhen MOMO was raping his wallet
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:05,
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The bird lives in stockportWhat did you expect him to do but raid a wallet?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:06,
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Yep I saw thatHe was probably thinking about African Greys at the time
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:12,
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His bird brain: hmmm it's flat and leather, not warm and featherFuck it I'll fuck it anyway
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:13,
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shit the bed, he's actually quite intelligent sometimeswww.youtube.com/watch?v=AqKI0gPrwxM
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You Missed my "Dozer turning up at Battered shed uninvited" thing this morning you would have liked it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:17,
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