Oh boy Hollyaoks got totally exciting this week.
Cheryl shot her dad and Brendan took the blame and there a murder with a train and now Mercedes has gone missing and Nancy is addicted to painkillers and Darren stole a winning betting slip from a dead man.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:45, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hollyoaks is quite good if you watch it with the volume turned down

( Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:46, Reply)

+and the screen turned to the wall.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)

You can't see the ladies then,
Mind you, you're not bothered about over 16s are you?
( Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:49, Reply)

heh heh

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Fucking hell
Chester appears to be on a par with a bad day in downtown Detroit for murder rates. You'd think someone would have noticed by now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)

True story, I was wondering when I typed that for a moment.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I can't believe the police snipers are so shit that they hit grazed his forearm
and the Brendan is so hard, that he didn't jsut die of shock like most people when they get hit with a sniper rifle.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I feel well sorry for Ste, he has no one now, maybe he'll get with Doug.
I'm glad Breden isn't dead, he's the best thing on Hollyoaks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)

the best thing on Hollyoakes would be some nuclear fallout

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)

I love how accurately they portray those things.
I wonder how many people get into gunfights during crimes or whatever because they think that if they get hit they'll only have to hold their arm and they'll still be able to fight?

As opposed to having their arm explode or shot clean off.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)

It's like the idea that you can be shot in the shoulder, but carry on fighting.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Oh no! A police sniper has shot me in the leg, but it's ok, I can still limp
lol j/k I've lost my leg below the knee and now I'm bleeding out
( Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)