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Desert Island shite.Apart from discs or ways of communicating with the rest of the world, what three items would you have to have with you if you were stranded on a desert island?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:24,
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I think you've wasted one on the gerbil, thereit's a desert island. There's bound to be a local source of small rodents of some kind.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:27,
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You can buy this island for $20millionwww.privateislandsonline.com/islands/ile-de-caille
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:28,
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the greeks are selling loads to make some capitalthey looked cheap I thought
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:29,
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I like the idea of having my own island.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:31,
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i quite like the idea of you two being stranded on oneforever
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:35,
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It would only end in tears(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:37,
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Mine would be like the Wicker ManAll wyrd folk music, nakedness and burning policemen who visited.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:38,
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That is one strange film (the original). (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:42,
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The Nic Cage one is almost a piss-take of the originalIf someone told me it was supposed to be a dark comedy, I'd believe them.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:01,
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I thought you already did
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:36,
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B3th could you edit this please.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 19:01,
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Fucking big boat.Shit-ton of fuel
Knife for killing stuff for barbecuing until I got bored and sailed home.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:26,
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A lifetime's supply of marijuana and a musical instrument.The rest will take care of itself.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:27,
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Ah, good pointI'll swap my capo for a massive bag of weed, please.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:47,
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Cheese, cheese and moar cheese/Ben Gunn
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:27,
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Is this going to be one of those threads where we list things but no conversation occurs?(
Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:28,
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It could be. Depends if you make an effort or not.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:29,
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*fucks old man*Now where's my coffee?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:30,
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A Tesco Superstore, generator, oil drilling and refining factory(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:28,
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I said three not four.Pay attention.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:29,
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Big fuck-off knife, 15" black rubber cock, donkey(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:29,
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I think you should swap the donkey for a suture kit.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:31,
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I was more concerned about your poo hole needing repairafter shoving the 15" brc up it.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:34,
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I'd take purple doris so i always had someone to bully(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:31,
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setting aside the obvious, like "an aeroplane, a pilot and a map"ipad (with working wifi natch)
suntan lotion for pasty skin
fridge full of icy cold diet coke
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:34,
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OK, now I know you're intelligentexactly what wifi were you hoping to pick up on a fucking desert island? and were you planning to plug the fridge into a tree?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:39,
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darlingit would have to be the caribbean or something civilised.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:01,
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better than the other way around, I suppose(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:40,
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Kate Beckinsaleand two other things. Maybe some food or sutin.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:38,
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I don't necessarily approve of your choice of ladybut I salute the thought process.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:40,
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I'm afraid only her half-sister Samantha is available.Will that do?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:40,
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You've still got Slattery on the brain.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:44,
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Oh bollocks, you're rightWell, I'm going to go and kill myself now.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:46,
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Just have a nice herbal tea and a sit down.It'll all seem a lot better then.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:50,
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Imma have a rooibos earl greyI'll feel better after that, I'm sure. Thanks hun x
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:51,
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I'd have with me the only cure for all the cancers, and if someone wants them, they'd better fucking come and get me.I'd take civilisation with me ! That's another way 'round this one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:45,
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Oh boy Hollyaoks got totally exciting this week.Cheryl shot her dad and Brendan took the blame and there a murder with a train and now Mercedes has gone missing and Nancy is addicted to painkillers and Darren stole a winning betting slip from a dead man.
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Hollyoaks is quite good if you watch it with the volume turned down(
Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:46,
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+and the screen turned to the wall.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:47,
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You can't see the ladies then,Mind you, you're not bothered about over 16s are you?
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Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:49,
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Fucking hellChester appears to be on a par with a bad day in downtown Detroit for murder rates. You'd think someone would have noticed by now.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:47,
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True story, I was wondering when I typed that for a moment.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:47,
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I can't believe the police snipers are so shit that they hit grazed his forearmand the Brendan is so hard, that he didn't jsut die of shock like most people when they get hit with a sniper rifle.
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I feel well sorry for Ste, he has no one now, maybe he'll get with Doug.I'm glad Breden isn't dead, he's the best thing on Hollyoaks.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:01,
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the best thing on Hollyoakes would be some nuclear fallout(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:07,
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I love how accurately they portray those things.I wonder how many people get into gunfights during crimes or whatever because they think that if they get hit they'll only have to hold their arm and they'll still be able to fight?
As opposed to having their arm explode or shot clean off.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:05,
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It's like the idea that you can be shot in the shoulder, but carry on fighting.(, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Oh no! A police sniper has shot me in the leg, but it's ok, I can still limplol j/k I've lost my leg below the knee and now I'm bleeding out
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Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:10,
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Suitcase full of drugs, case of cognac, ship.NEXT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:48,
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I had to fix our kitchen tap last nightIf your ever thinking of buying a Franke Pilatus tap, don't. They're fucking shit.
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My brother is a project manager for a kitchen firm.The very cheapest one they do is about sixty grand. He once had a chap in Bayswater who spent 90 grand on a kitchen for his servants' quarters.
I ent even lyin', bruv.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:53,
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We're planning our new kitchen at the momentbut we have no where near that budget, sadly. Wish we did...I feel like I deserve a good kitchen.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:00,
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I need a new kitchen, new bathroom, repainting throughout, new front door, new windows.Extra bedroom, lease extension, new liver....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:02,
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You would think your new mate, The Great Suprendo, would magic one up for you.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:04,
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The tap looks nice, but it's not very user friendlyand i've had to change the cartridge three times now since we moved in five and a half years ago.
Although last night I found that there appeared to be an extra rubber seal stuck within the mechanism which could have been the reason for excess water leaking around the cartridge and causing it to slowly fail.
So fingers crossed this one will last a bit longer than a year or two.
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He would you know. All the agression on here is just his way of compensating for the fact that he fancies me.(, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)
I have a Franke sink designed by Porsche don't you knowwww.tapoutlet.co.uk/mythos-reversible-fragranite-inset-kitchen-sink-and-accessories.html?source=gg-gba-pla_18291____21728542146&s_kwcid=PTC!pla!!!46164652866!g!!21728542146#.UUw4G1tHBXI this one, its great.
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Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:50,
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and the middle bit is the waste disposal and our tap has three handles for hot cold and pure(
Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:52,
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Filtered/ROA splendidly pointless way of making more money out of the slightly gullible. Because normal towns water isn't in any way filtered, obv.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:54,
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Also, unless you routinely change your filteryou actually end up drinking water with more chance of contamination in it.
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Its not been used in the 4 years since we moved in, how contaminated do you think it will be?(
Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:58,
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Probably not very.But you could be unlucky and have some virulent mould growing on it and it could be highly toxic.
But I doubt it.
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Yup, which is why I haven't replaced the filter even once in the four years since we moved in.We don't use it, Cornish tap water is pretty good
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Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:56,
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Apart from all the lumps of carrot in it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:02,
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my sink has a filter tapi've never used it though. i stick to the evian in the fridge.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:02,
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That's because you're a fucking mug.More so than Chompy and his phone.
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you've said some harsh things to me in the past, albut to liken me to THAT?
too. far.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:04,
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All that, and your missus still hits you with a book?Sad times, PJ. Sad times.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:53,
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:20,
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I got a tap with a built-in ownbrand brita filter.I'm super posh
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:04,
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Let’s just talk a little more about the IslandCan I have Jamaica and just have all the other residents moved off?
If so I would be self-sufficient and not require the three things
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:57,
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No, Jamaica isn't deserted you cheat. If we could do that I could just say, move every fucker off Australia or something
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Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:00,
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Yeah can I have 'the British Isles' please?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:03,
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i wouldn't mind a bit of cubaif it were sitting empty, like
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:07,
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If I could choose any island, it wouldn't be this cold, drizzly one.Maybe Antigua.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:09,
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thanks to the panama canal I feel i can choose the North American continent(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:09,
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Hm, how large can we go?Because Eurasia and Africa are all surrounded by water.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:11,
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Sometimes.We have to float her down the canal to get her to fat club.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:14,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:18,
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Can't go over itCan't go under it
OH NO!
We've got to go through it!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:22,
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The stage show is even worse.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:24,
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He he I loved "Bear Hunt" my son always used to look at the last picture and say "Dad he only wanted to play"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:24,
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Your son is clearly an idiot.Bears are vicious creatures who would rip him limb from limb.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:28,
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I bet you are a fun dad at story time"I'm not reading you this, BECAUSE IT CAN'T FUCKING HAPPEN, so here is an extract from Tree Hugger monthly"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:31,
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Really, how dull. I think the British Isles are fucking lovely.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:17,
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It's like little Bangladesh round my way. Can't move for the little blighters.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:20,
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I think PJ meant everyone north of Bude.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:22,
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I'll have the falklands then give them to Argentina, for trolling obvz.(, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
No that's YM(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:18,
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Mother to a battered boy, maker of carrot based pastriesShe will have her vengeance in this life, or the next
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:20,
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yeah but they voted to be English, so that's that innit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:19,
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If Cornwall voted to be Cornish we'd still get told to fuck off(
Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:19,
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I'd let you go, then reinvadethen I'd build myself a second home out of carrots
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:24,
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If Cornwall voted to be independent, we'd let you.and then all line up along the Devon border and point and laugh as you slowly descended back into barbarism.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:31,
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Lilt (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:23,
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and just have all the other residents moved off?Read what I typed
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:15,
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It specified Desert Islandnot inhabited island but you can tell them all to move off
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Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:18,
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*facepalms*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:18,
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This is Trolling Nakers style :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:25,
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i was asked this once during a job interview, I said toilet paperApparently the correct answer is knife
but id also like my dog and a luggage of clothes
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:18,
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is that an american collective noun I don't know about?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:19,
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Good thinking - you can kill and eat the dog.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:19,
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and you'd have something tto finger when you get lonely(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:25,
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Swiss Army Knife.with this all other things are possible.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:22,
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Yeah, but how would you let off some steam?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:26,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:40,
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At the risk of being nerded to within an inch of my lifeDoes anyone here play Skyrim on Xbox? I have a question that the internet has not been able to answer.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:24,
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'Sok, I figured it outThanks everyone. You're all....great.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:31,
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This sounds like a euphamism(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:33,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1909654
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:35,
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If by Dundee you mean 'up the arse'and Anne Harrow you mean 'my Mum'....No.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:33,
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no.Computer games are for children and the childish.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:25,
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The two of hats need look no mooooooorrrrrrrrrrreeeee(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:32,
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It took me about 4 attempts but I finally get this ^:)
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:37,
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Almost I have it on the PS3(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:26,
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:( I hope you take an arrow to the knee(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:33,
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I have it on the 'SNES' by which I mean 'SHUT UP'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:34,
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I did actually have a snes, guess at which stage of my life I had it>?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:36,
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At the risk of sounding a bit Bartleby, I'm going with 'childhood' here(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:39,
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Yeah, my mate plays it on PCI love the mods that you can get. Wish you could do that on Xbox.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:32,
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When I say PC gaming what I mean is grow up you fucking child.(
Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:34,
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I don't get the appeal of consoles.PCs are superior in every conceivable way. Except maybe the cost of building them and keeping them current, which is totally worth it in my opinion.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:34,
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Well I can answer that easily.The appeal of consoles is SHUT UP
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:35,
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So superior in every conceivable way then(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:35,
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I don't have a PC good enough to play these sorts of games onThat's it really.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:36,
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FUCK YEAH!!! PC G4M3R 4 L1F3!!!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:34,
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check out my new gaming mouse it's got double blue lazer accuracy, fully programmable buttons and fleshlight attachement(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:35,
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Oh me! I do!!by which I mean no, soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:36,
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I didn't realise so many people would be so upset by this, Monts'Sonly a game...:(
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:37,
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Thanks for that, 'Big Break'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:38,
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My sister went to see Chas & Dave recentlyFuck knows why.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:39,
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She's lying.Dave retired a few years ago.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:41,
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He did, when his wife died I believeBUT THEY'RE BACK, TANGLED....THEY'RE BACK!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:43,
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This is one tough /qotwerwww.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21891177
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+ up the shitter(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:33,
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This is the most intelligent answer(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:33,
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I'd take George Foreman grills(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:34,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1909660
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:35,
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+ lately(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:36,
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I'd take Wilf with his Swiss Army Knife and Lokesy with his Victorinox multitool and matches.Then we'd paint symbols on our naked torsos and run about making whooping noises.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:37,
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and have all the ham sandwiches you could eat!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:37,
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You Said Ham OH ohShits gonna kick off now
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:42,
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a 'victorinox multitool'is just a poncy way of saying Swiss Army Knife, for tossers.
alright Hippy?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:39,
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That was precisely how I read it.Alright Quey.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:41,
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you read right my tofu knitting friendHow is life with you?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:43,
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The highs are high and the lows are low.Generally managing an even keel.
You?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:46,
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I got a leatherman multitoolit came in handy when I went to France with the luggage securely locked up and forgot the keys. The cutters went through a few padlocks easily
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Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:45,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:47,
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I'd take Ray MearsHe could piss all over Bear gryls and then eat him.
the lying born-again, faking twat.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:40,
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