Expensive watches are bought by pretentious tossers to show how much money they have.
I'm amazed it's taken this long.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:31, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've got a Balinese first-copy of a U-Boat watch.
It's a double "fuck-you" at expensive watch owners as it contains a proper swiss movement, keeps perfect time, is indistinguishable from from the real thing and cost less than £100.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I have a Citizen watch that is solar powered and sets itself to teh correct time every night via a radio signal.
so it never stops and it never gets out of time.

It was only a few hundred quid which I don't think is unreasonable for a watch.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)

a few hundred quid?
fuck.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I think it was about £300 from memory, possibly £400.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

But I wear it every day
so cost per use by now is less than 30p. And if I keep it for ten years (which I'm sure I will) it will be very good value for money.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I've got a Citizen Eco-Drive which is powered by kinetic movement
If I think it's starting to lose time I just have a quick wank. Sorted.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:42, Reply)

My phone has a clock on it.
I'm not that bothered if it's a minute or two out.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:43, Reply)

I have a G Shock.
It's black. It's quite cool. It didn't cost five grand.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

MY PHONE HAS A CLOCK ON IT TOO!!!!
AN ALARM CLOCK AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Mine just has hands that tell the time.
Oh, and a stopwatch, and it glows in the dark so you can see it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:47, Reply)

terrible bullying of Battered here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)

It's not hard to find reasons why Battered is actually a twat though is it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:37, Reply)

HE HAS A FIVE GRAND WATCH!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:39, Reply)

...which he wears round his waist like a boxing title belt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:43, Reply)