I have to go get my blood pressure checked in a bit.
So, obviously, I've come to the internet to calm me down and stop me being stressed.

I hate the word 'facilitate', as in 'can you facilitate that for me?'.

you don't mean 'facilitate', you mean 'do', you flid.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:13, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Similarly 'can you action this for me?'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)

The word I hate is 'mindpiss'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Well now we have ANDREW MARR it's entirely redundant anyway.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)

We can action this change.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)

I facilitated your mum up the arse last night

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Did she enjoy it?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)

She'll tell you herself.
When she comes round after the op.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Brown sky thinking

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Run it up the dirtchute and see who salutes it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)