I'm watching that film The Time Traveller's Wife.
It isn't very good.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:40, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Charlize Theron properly gets it though

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:42, Reply)

It's Rachel McAdams, not Theron.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:45, Reply)

never said it was Charlize Theron
I just said she properly gets it
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:46, Reply)

True, on both counts.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:47, Reply)

Charlize Theron was The Astronaut's Wife
that was fucking execrable, think you get to see a bit of tit in that though

do you get to see any tit in Time Traveller's Wife?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:49, Reply)

The reflection in the tv screen maybe?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:50, Reply)

there are three - and only three - tests of a good film
1) Do you get to see any tit
2) Does everything explode at the end
3) Zombies

Without at least one of these elements a film is doomed to mediocrity at best.
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:55, Reply)

And if it has all three, you're watching "Shaun of the dead"?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:56, Reply)

clearly you're not familiar with Undead Anal Fuckfest 3 - Debbie Does Raccoon City

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:58, Reply)

You are correct. It's just too vanilla.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:07, Reply)

No tit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:56, Reply)

The book was ok
I preferred her second one about highgate cemetery though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:44, Reply)

I haven't read it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:46, Reply)

haha, like anyone reads "books" any more
fuck me

"books"

I've seen it all now
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:47, Reply)

I read a metric fucktonne of them
And if you don't like it, you can shove a plumdozer up your sexually repressed japs eye and shit out a battered.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:50, Reply)

I read as well :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:56, Reply)

Haha yeah
Because you can read...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:56, Reply)

Dark Graphic Novels.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:02, Reply)

faggot

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:59, Reply)

books suck ass
I own, get this, ONE book and that's jammed between the bed and the wall to stop the bed frame creaking, true story, fascinating Frank fact there
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:57, Reply)

I guess scrubbing yourself with an ample sponge makes for a creaky bed

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:06, Reply)

hey, if it makes books useful in any way then I'm all for it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:09, Reply)

Momo would have a field day in my flat.
8 bookshelves of books. He'd be chewing for years.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:11, Reply)

you can't have him
stop coveting my parrot
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:19, Reply)

I do covet the parrot
I might well get my dad a cinnamon cockatiel instead of an Easter egg
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:21, Reply)

What an unpleasant euphemism.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:19, Reply)

I try

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:22, Reply)