Alan sips jizz from a frisbee.
What other wanky things does he do?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:18, 30 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

First in your face Fogsey
EDIT: Tee hee

Alan does it in Fogseys face
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)

He likes covering his ringpiece in turmeric.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Is that to curry favour?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)

dunno

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I heard he reads the Daily Mail.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

OUTRAGEOUS

( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

reads the Daily Mail rides a Gay Male
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Alan and his chums, this, and every other weekend.
MOD EDIT: Yeah, that's a little NSFW, donchathink?

BADGER EDIT - you're happy to allow child porn and squirrels with tits on /board, unmodded you noncing cunts.
ALSO:


/badger edit again

THIS IS WHAT THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE ^^^^^^^ FUCK THE MODS THEY FINGER DOGS BUMS
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

CLICK.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7444558
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Gonz's contribution to that thread wasn't really a surprise



( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)

I thought Chompy was supposed to be the sex pest here

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Whoa whoa whoa, Natalie Imbruglia isn't homely.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

D:

( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

That's both beautiful and terrifying.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)

I'm particularly pleased with the tip, just had to draw a Jap's Eye in.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Very good
Now lets move this up the screen out of sight
















*click*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Who's Alan and so's my wife?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)

The jizzbee is what he admits to online
Just how depraved are the things he has kept secret?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7444558
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)

He can't even remember half of the foul shit he gets up to, the fucking turps-drinking prick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Morning B3th stop abusing your MOD powers
Can Monty have his login back
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Don't go there.
Once you've thought those things, you can NEVER un-think them.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)

he does ploppy jobbies on his Aerobie and throws it at squirrels.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Pfft, that fucking.....TOY *spits*
Yet the company makes great cafetieres, who'd a thunk it.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)

There is not enough irony in the whole world to deal with this post.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)

I don't know who Alan is
and am therefore unable to make accusations about him on the internet, for fear that they might be foundless.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)

He's the one who started the whole 'Darth is gay' stuff.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)

No, I'm pretty sure that's Darth's own doing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)

I don't know who Darth is, soz

( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)

In my defence
if he didn't shave his buttocks I might have realised he was a boy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)

I'm singing this to the tune of "Never be rude to an Arab"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 16:19, Reply)