you wait til i tell you about the latest
i think he makes the latest with greggs hat seem sane. sigh.

you are the foodwrongs. why would you want to chomp on sinews and flesh? that's inhumane.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:25, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

but you eat fish though.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)

where do snails fall on the vegetarian-vegan spectrum?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I don't know.
Personally, I don't eat animal flesh, whether it's mammal, insect, mollusc, bird, fish or whatever.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)

you just wear it?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)

sort of
if someone cooks it for me, i eat it, as i think being veggie is awkward enough. i never cook it for myself or order it voluntarily though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Do you order it involuntarily sometimes? Sort of spasm 'THE COD PLEASE' out at passing waiters?

( Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)

I like this.
*likes this*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)

waiters, bus drivers, security guards, tramps...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)

"Hello, yes, I'd like to order the uh...the uh.. theeeeeuuuhuhhhhhTHECOD. Oh. Balls."

( Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)

"I'm terribly sorry, I've just cum"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Cod balls are lovely

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Please tell the group so we can make up an amusing nickname for him

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Treacle Smudge.

( Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Davey No-cock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)

hahaha shut it you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Good ol' Smudgey
The Smudgemeister, el Smudgerino
( Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I require more information on this subject please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I have no idea
but I'm going to guess that it invovled accidentally leaving a slight skidder on Swipe's sofa after displaying less-than-fastidious bumcrack hygiene.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Bridgestone Cowboy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)

haha.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)

because, y'know, we're omnivores and it tastes nice?
Also, bollocks is it inhumane. It's dead, you aren't being cruel
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Those deep fried babies I had last night were lovely

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Absolutely.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I find boiling them alive first makes them more tender

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

and even if it's not I don't think putting the live octopus in your mouth
is any different to putting it in those other places I've seen on those internet sites
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

No it isn't, it's only inhumane if you chomp on their flesh and sinews whilst they're still alive.

( Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)