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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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ok, by popular demand
"let's be friends." can you ever truly be friends with an ex? tell us your stories of bitterness right here.

alt: what makes you cringe?

altalt: food market day today. i have to choose between the spanish paella stall, the falafel and houmous stall, the thai stall, the arancini ball stall.... ack. and for those foodwrongs who like meat, there is a pulled roast meat thing, a chorizo sandwich thing, all sorts of carcass. what to eat?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:17, 185 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I almost stomped you
I bumped into an ex last week,awkward situation, her husband was fat and balding.
She was all like gosh you have hardly aged, you look the same as you did when you were 20*, how do you manage to keep in shape?
I couldn’t help think that she was having a dig at her husband, dodged a bullet there me thinks

*Lying bitch
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)
but you're the one who told me to start a new thread

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)
I know, but since when have you ever listened to me :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)
who said what?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)
smyls

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)
I wouldn't want to be.
alt: oh, YOU know.

alt alt: meat

Edit: Just bought a birthday present for a woman that's not my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)
moths! MOTHS!
but my birthday's months away
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)
I don't even know when your birthday is.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)
yes. yes you can, given time.
Alt- bad spelling and fliddish idiocy.

Alt alt- I suggest falafels and hummus.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Sort of get on with one ex girlfriend, but it's probably more that 'wary' getting on, like two animals growling at each other but not wanting to attack
She wishes me happy birthday once a year, I do the same back, s'all good.

alt: nothing I'm the best

altalt: only the latter half of the things you mention there are food. have one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)
All of it is food
rswipe's just doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)
nah half she's mentioned there is stuff you have with food
like houmus is just some stuff you have with some nice lamb, it's a condiment not a meal
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)
just that, though. Arancini and paella is food.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)
must confess I dunno what arancini is unless it's spiders

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)
balls of rice with stuff in them

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)
wikipedia tells me they're normally filled with a ragu
sounds alright
she should have that
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)
deep fried breadcrumbed balls of rice and mozzarella
usually served with garlic mayo or something. fucking FIT.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)
would be better if they were spiders

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)
I think it would be great if just one ball in every batch contained hundreds of spiders
that swarm out into your mouth when you take a bite
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)
it's the texture I like, of their thousands of tiny little legs pitter pattering down my throat

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Paella needs meat

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I've already said that
but I think it's important that you emphasise it, as she's clearly not learning
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)
MEAT REQUIRED

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)
That's Swipeys profile entry on Plenty Of Fish

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)
It depends if you're a rational adult human being or not.
And whether they are a rational adult human being or not.

I'll give you a clue - your latest ex isn't.

altalt: You're planning on eating vegetarian paella and you thing we're the foodwrongs? Call an ambulance, I've just shat a lung laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)
you wait til i tell you about the latest
i think he makes the latest with greggs hat seem sane. sigh.

you are the foodwrongs. why would you want to chomp on sinews and flesh? that's inhumane.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)
but you eat fish though.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)
where do snails fall on the vegetarian-vegan spectrum?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)
I don't know.
Personally, I don't eat animal flesh, whether it's mammal, insect, mollusc, bird, fish or whatever.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)
you just wear it?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)
sort of
if someone cooks it for me, i eat it, as i think being veggie is awkward enough. i never cook it for myself or order it voluntarily though.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Do you order it involuntarily sometimes? Sort of spasm 'THE COD PLEASE' out at passing waiters?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)
I like this.
*likes this*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)
waiters, bus drivers, security guards, tramps...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)
"Hello, yes, I'd like to order the uh...the uh.. theeeeeuuuhuhhhhhTHECOD. Oh. Balls."

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)
"I'm terribly sorry, I've just cum"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Cod balls are lovely

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Please tell the group so we can make up an amusing nickname for him

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)
Treacle Smudge.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Davey No-cock

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)
hahaha shut it you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Good ol' Smudgey
The Smudgemeister, el Smudgerino
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)
I require more information on this subject please

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)
I have no idea
but I'm going to guess that it invovled accidentally leaving a slight skidder on Swipe's sofa after displaying less-than-fastidious bumcrack hygiene.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Bridgestone Cowboy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)
haha.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)
because, y'know, we're omnivores and it tastes nice?
Also, bollocks is it inhumane. It's dead, you aren't being cruel
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Those deep fried babies I had last night were lovely

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Absolutely.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I find boiling them alive first makes them more tender

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)
and even if it's not I don't think putting the live octopus in your mouth
is any different to putting it in those other places I've seen on those internet sites
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)
No it isn't, it's only inhumane if you chomp on their flesh and sinews whilst they're still alive.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)
I am friends with almost all my exes
as I'm such a nice chap. I was actually invited to one's wedding a few years ago when I introduced her to a mate of mine who is now her husband

Alt:
Knives on plates

AltAlt:
I've had Bodega chilli stuffed olives and cheese
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)
I've been to a couple of exes weddings
I think I had 3 exes at mine. Hell, one of my exes has been to both my weddings.

It's not hard to be friends unless there is genuine bad blood
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Or the "incident" with the 15" black rubber cock....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Meh, they need something at least close in size to get them broken in at the start, though.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)
You really are a fantastically gay horse

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)
haha just noticed that
LOVE it

badger has the best sigs in town
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)
It's all about the dressage, baby.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)
i think he meant 1.5 in that case

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)
he might have done.
I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)
just have a nice cheese and tomato sandwich from sainsburys

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)
tomatoes ruin sandwiches
they make the bread soggy and they get their disgusting seeds and slime all over everything else. it should be illegal to put the nasty little cunts in sandwiches. ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Alt: I only cringe if I think about anything I have ever said or done
So I tend not to think about that.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)
oh yeah that
sometimes I can't sleep cos I'm thinking about how shit I've been and stupid shit I've done
good innit
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)
I was going up to Red Market for a Burger Bear
but there's "thanks for that project you did" pizza so maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I want a burger bear

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)
I think everyone needs Burger Bear.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Wasn't that a Destiny's Child song?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)
is it a burger made of bear?
and if not why not
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)
I've eaten bear.
Just throwing that out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)
did you club the bear to death first and then tear its skin off it with your bare hands?
if not why not
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Effort.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)
when I go finland to hide in a cabin for a week I hope I get to kill a bear
or get killed by one, either's good
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:41, Reply)
I had a band of gypsies playing to me whilst I ate it, if that helps?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)
immensely, thank you

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Monty will be jealous

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)
I get this.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)
+ "with your penis"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:41, Reply)
It's a bear made of burgers.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)
PHWOAR

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)
I'm sure you're all quite capable of googling "Burger Bear"

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)
I think you might be setting a dangerously high assumed bar for this place, LiC

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)
It keeps auto-completing to burgernips
:o(
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)
I ain't paid enough for this shit

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Ha ha ha ha
Meat is the message......
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:42, Reply)
I saw my ex the other day for the first time since she got married
It was very awkward, she kept kissing me and kept calling her husband Phil.

I am friends with my first girlfriend, it works because we live 300 miles apart and I still fancy her. I have not spoken to either my 2nd 3rd or 4th ex's in 10 years. I told one ex to stop coming over to the house because she was a leech. any ex in the few years before I got married can fuck off. So my answer is, no not really, however you can get on when you happen to be in the same place.

alt. Dolls

Altalt Roast Ox
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)
hi.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)
I'm really busy,
See ya later.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)
hey

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)
love you

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Oh hi there

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)
you look nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Oh really? I haven't really gone to any special effort y'know
I didn't even know I'd be bumping into you today.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:42, Reply)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:54, Reply)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Well this is fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:41, Reply)
shush you. it's better than slamming your cock in a door.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Only just!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)
cheer up grumblepuss

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:42, Reply)
absolutely yes and absolutely no
nice ex is my BFF

psychotic fuckup ex committed ID fraud on me and ran up eight grand of debt in my name

so that was fun
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:41, Reply)
ouch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Oh! Yeh sorry about that

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Frank's a glove?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)
On the other hand....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)
smyls

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed!
he hasn't seen me

Ed!
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)
yeah, I stopped caring like 20 minutes ago, soz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)
go eat a bag of dicks

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Roast parrot instead

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)
au contraire
i think we need to hear the dirty grisly details
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)
it's snowing here

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:06, Reply)
A friend of mine has just discovered that men are shit
and texted me the truly b3ta-worthy comment "Knight in shining armour turns out to be retard in tin foil"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Vulnerable? Low standards?
Sounds like a job for Kroney and his magical box of pills.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Makes sure she's not from Norfolk first
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:51, Reply)

She's not

And nor am I, as you of all people should know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)
But you could have friends from Norfolk AMIRITE?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:55, Reply)
YESYOUARE
Including the missus in fact
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Yes on both counts
but she'd have you for breakfast
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:53, Reply)
You'd be surprised.
I'm very filling.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Hahaha!
Genuine officechuckle
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Looks like Monty has been updating his Amazon stock again:
www.amazon.co.uk/Invicta-10299-Spider-Polyurethane-Watch/dp/B006YEATZ2/
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:51, Reply)
So they are £5 and they have 999,999,999,999.99 in stock?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)
DAMN IT

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)
If it'd been Monty, there'd be 999.999,999 of them in stock
and all on sale for a fiver each.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)
To slow frenchy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:55, Reply)
too

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Too Drunk To Fuck

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:21, Reply)
If you had anything but falafel and hummous, you'd be a wrongun

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:55, Reply)
oh shit I find myself on the same side as frisboid
I take it all back, falafel and hummous are ace, eat them
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Theoban and Alan sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)

K I S S I N G

D R I N K I N G
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)

If you had anything but falafel and hummous, you'd be a
I heard you like it up the
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:56, Reply)
I heard nothing of the sort, scandalous wretch!

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Fuck off you Tory cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)
You spelt 'Superior' wrong, pleb

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)
* makes wanker hand gesture *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)
*smugly wobbles off on bike*

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Having said that, I just made myself a Reuben sandwich
It was filthy and glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)
I'm no fan of Rueben sandwiches
something about the texture
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)
They make better Cellos
(This sounds better in a Northern accent)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Nothing sounds better in a northern accent

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Yes, I think you can be, but only when feelings have faded
Alt: The Office, Ben Stiller films, things like that.

AltAlt: All the carcass.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Am friends with a couple of ex's. Mutual utter hatred with one other.
Alt: Your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)
Ah HA
so you DID go out with swipe!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
I'd rather cut my penis off with a pair of garden shears.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:13, Reply)
how come i am still top of the pops with a really old post?
has some mod been modding the pop page?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)
Probably. B3th did that a couple of times the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)
It's where Frank hangs out when he's bored voting up old posts

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:04, Reply)
I strongly suspect I'm banned from all the popular pages

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:07, Reply)

'm banned from all the pular pages o
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:13, Reply)
I haz new trousers!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Shame it's not a brain instead eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Another pair of moleskin red trousers no doubt?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)
They're pink akshully

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:17, Reply)
The protocol is to post a link so we can mock you for your choice.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)
I make all my lovers, potential or otherwise, sign a NDA that doesn't permit discusion of any negative sexual performance and thus avoid any post breakup arguements.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)
So many women have you had sex with Gonz?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)
There would make an uncomfortable new thread

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:13, Reply)
I donno, I haven't really counted.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:19, Reply)
I made a new thread
cos I don't make many and I'm bored of this one
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:13, Reply)
hurrrr hurrrr "pulled meat" hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:13, Reply)

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