there is a reason why nobody has ever been mauled to death by a chihuahua

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:44, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

or a miniature dachshund

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

or a pug

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

i bet if the owners wanted, they could make all of those dogs pretty dangerous,
like, you might get yer ankles knackered up.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)

totally
and in fact apparently postmen dread yorkshire terriers most of all. but those dogs still aren't going to kill you, unless you lie down and let them chew your face off...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I bet one of them could take Battered, though.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

+ roughly from behind

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:52, Reply)