Just don't go
Save yourself 2 hours of cringing at that pile of fucking bollocks
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:58, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

If it's not his missus making him go
then I don't see why he's going at all.

He obviously loves it and is pretending not to in front of all the straight guys.
( Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Even I wouldn't go
ME
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)

I've seen it once, many years ago, when I was about 19
It was truly shite
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)

It really fucking is
Now I love a decent musical, I've no objection to trashy humour and cheap gags, and attempts at subversive culture usually make me grin at least. It should be right up my street alley. Which gives you a good idea of just how fucking awful it is.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)

they'll all know the words and be standing up dancing and shit
and if you don't stand up you'll have some guy's thong flossed arse a foot in front of your face
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Some cunt threw rice at me and squirted me with a water pistol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)

that wasn't water or a water pistol sporters
I know that, you know that. Stop repressing the past
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)

I thought he was asking for my car keys

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)

So the same as his missus's works night out, then

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)