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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bored of that now.
So it turns out that Gansta rap was an insider conspiracy all along: wheeoo.com/index.php?do=/blog/95/quot-the-secret-meeting-that-changed-rap-music-and-destroyed-a-generation-q/ - Slightly NSFW as there is a picture of an exposed breast towards the end of the article
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Alt: Wasn't it exciting when that new guy posted? Foreign and all.
I hope he comes back.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:39, 146 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
The new NeuroticFish track is fucking ace

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)
YEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)
What a load of bullshit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Of course it is.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Dirty forinn people
We should send them back or something

***mandatory racism now fulfilled***
(GermanGuy invaded on, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Alright there's no need for that sort of talk.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)
You are going to fit in round here, mein herr

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)
I'm assuming that he's white, aged 25-40 and middle class.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Also British

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Of course.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)
I dunno about that, you seem like a bunch of plebs to me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)
The middle classes are a broad church.
Ranging from aspirational, educated working class types through to not quite upper class types like you and MoBo.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
*ahem*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
You're French, all the aristocracy had their heads lopped off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Not all of them!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Let them eat cock

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Close...
White? More like "somehow slav-ish like, but not."
25-40? Okay, low 30s.
Middle class? Depends really. If you lump people with an actual degree (as opposed to liberal arts etc.) in with the middle class then yes, otherwise no.
Full disclosure: My attitude to retail and commerce has been compared to that of the stereotypical pikey.
(GermanGuy invaded on, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
You're gonna fit in fine.
Plus, being German, you'll no doubt have some opinions on sausages and other meats.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Well yes, it's the only good thing ever to come out of Bavaria.

Fakeedit: I've been trapped in a rather nasty double entendre, haven't I? *hat tip*
(GermanGuy invaded on, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
If you want a double entendre
I'll give you one.

I mean I'll bum the life out of you.

In case there was any confusion.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)
30s? Pikey? Aryan? Sneering attitude towards plebs? German?
This is Monty's feeble stab at a sock puppet.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
are you that guy that locked his daughter in the cellar?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)
He was Austrian
GOD CYRIL
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)
You whites all look the same to me

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)
What's gangsta rap?
alt: what new person
altalt: who are you?
altaltalt: have I had my tea yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1914870
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
gerrin stroked a lot today and I dunno how I feel about any of it

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Shut up and lie still.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:48, Reply)
cor this is well sexy
didn't realise you off topic lot were so rude
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
You just wait until Chompy posts the pictures of him dressed up in stockings and suspenders.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
aw man and I almost made it through the day without puking

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)
tl:dr
well i read some and it seems pretty fucking tin foil hat
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Yeah
it's not like they have any trouble persuading the US to build prisons anyway.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I was sandboxed for saying Bored of that now
true story
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
I hope you made a castle

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Lucky the mods here are impotent.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Bored of that now

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)
There was a German chap that turned up to Monty's birthday do a couple of years back.
I wonder what happened to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Monty married him

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Oh and you'll all be happy to hear that I've been roped into going to see fucking Rocky Horror in milton keynes.
Now i'm being told I HAVE TO dress up.

I CANT FUCKING WAIT IT'LL BE AWESOME I'M SURE YOU ALL AGREE!!!!!!!!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
It's funny because you have to do what your girlfriend tells you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
It's not my girlfriend who told me that.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
But she will be the one who enforces it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Nope, I doubt she'll want me to cross dress at all, it freaks her nut out.
I think I'll find another character to dress as.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Go as Rocky
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
isn't it all cross dressing?
why did you even say yes to going?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Never seen it, £10 tickets on discount
friends from london are coming up. Probably a funish night.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)
i still wouldn't go
But i wouldn't be friends with anyone bent enough to want to go
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)
I think you'd enjoy it, sounds alright to me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)
these people are all miserable cunts for sure PP

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I donno man, why would a miseryguts wanna do such a thing? Sounds like they're up for a lol.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I think we're all behind you 100% in this great sounding endeavour

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Excellent, lets all go dancing!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)
My mate goes to fancy dress parties as Frankenfurter
Makes me feel sick just to look at him
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Go as Brad pre-corruption.
Nice and safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I think that's what I'll go for.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Just don't go
Save yourself 2 hours of cringing at that pile of fucking bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)
If it's not his missus making him go
then I don't see why he's going at all.

He obviously loves it and is pretending not to in front of all the straight guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Even I wouldn't go
ME
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I've seen it once, many years ago, when I was about 19
It was truly shite
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)
It really fucking is
Now I love a decent musical, I've no objection to trashy humour and cheap gags, and attempts at subversive culture usually make me grin at least. It should be right up my street alley. Which gives you a good idea of just how fucking awful it is.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)
they'll all know the words and be standing up dancing and shit
and if you don't stand up you'll have some guy's thong flossed arse a foot in front of your face
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Some cunt threw rice at me and squirted me with a water pistol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)
that wasn't water or a water pistol sporters
I know that, you know that. Stop repressing the past
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I thought he was asking for my car keys

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)
So the same as his missus's works night out, then

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
DR SCOTT!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Go as a character from a decent fucking musical or film
In fact, go in a T-shirt saying "this is a bag of shit"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)
no such thing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Go as John Mclaine in a vest with a zippo and a gun
Then claim that you misread the invite.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)
JUST DON'T FUCKING GO

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Go as john mccririck after he's had a stroke

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)
ANDREW MARR!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)
This is also what I find amusing about this
says the guy who's not only going to a musical but actually bought the tickets :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
that's why he has to suck her cock in public

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
oof

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)
HahahahaHAHAHAAHAHAHAHhahahahahahhAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Rocky horror
Milton Keynes
Dressing up

Fuck me, what a pile of fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Here's a list of things to take
if you want to get in to it full retard www.rockyhorror.com/participation/proplist.php
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)
I've never seen this film
But after reading that I can only assume that anyone who has watched it is a pervert and a menace to society, much like Jimmy Savile
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Correct

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Seriously though, and lets just be serious for a moment, and be serious
But every single one of those activities sounds like the kind of thing only a cunt would do
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Also correct

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I read every word
and stared at the breast for a while. The breast was the best bit
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
*signs up for your newsletter*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Its mostly breasts and arse

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
*signs up for laminated newsletter*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)
This is relevant to my interests
kindly subscribe me to your newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Well its not really a newsletter as such
its more of a collection of blurry dark photos taken from up trees through a telephoto lens.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)
I already get several of those

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
nignog

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)
alright ssg

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
What, like girl boobs?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Black girl boob, no less.
Singular, mind.
The other one is tastefully covered.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
She's holding a shoe too, it's an epic picture

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Jesus

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:12, Reply)
No, silly
He was a black man and was rarely tastefully covered.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)
No, Jesus was Batman

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Nonononono!
No that was Bruce Wayne
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)
My mistake

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)
you ruined it

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)
No, that was Shaun Ryder

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Wait, so who was Catwoman?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)
OH man, I'm now thinking about how awesome it would be to get a work-from-home job and get a dog.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
you'd never leave the flat, until they winched your bloated corpse out through the window

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)
I'd probably get out more on account of having to walk the dog

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)
you can pay people to do that for you and they coulkd pick up your take away whilst they did it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Or he could buy a Korean cook book
two birds one stone
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)
101 Ways To Wok Your Dog

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Cream cheese beagle

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Cooker Spaniel

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Mr Whippets Ice Cream

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Yorkshire Terrier Pudding

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Bread and butter Pugging

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Collieflour Cheese

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)
piss

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Hot dogs
I'm thinking
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Collie flour Cheese

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)
ANDREW MARRS!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Chimichurri chihuahua

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Thanks "Mary Poppins"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)
I have never seen that film
true story
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)
You can buy that in Aidi

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)
German Shepherds Pie

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Burtie Basset Hound

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Irish wolfhound stew

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Pekingese duck

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)
How to cook for forty humans!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)

for
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)

ty
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Nommy pulled human

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)
new thread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Where?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)
there

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)
as in, "someone do a new thread"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)
That's no small moon

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Nah, fuck this - I'm placiding out of here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)
you're an hour early

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I'm concerned that someone off the internet is tracking my movements, so I'm trying to mix it up a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)
In Nakers' head, obv.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)
my head is already full

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)
You Bent Spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)
after all we've been through together

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Can you start a new thread that isn't a shit facebook style game.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Reply to this post with 1 AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Done

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)

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