what's easter got in store for Frank and Momo?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:20, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

going to her parents for dinner, that'll be shit
mucking out the parrot cage, that won't be quite as bad

might do some more music while I'm in the mood

might wank into a cocked hat
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I didn't know you were married?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Momo is one lucky bird

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)

i'm glad we're here to keep HH's spirits up while he's at work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)

A bottle of spirits would be better

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:34, Reply)

i thought you were Frank...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)

I'm quite direct at times

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)

piss off jeff

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:38, Reply)

tee hee

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I'm not

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)

So Kronely

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)

he means he's putting his mum's pants on again
and calling himself francine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Hiya doll face
I'm doing my CV, it's boring
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Try different coloured crayons

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:40, Reply)

hello trouble
i've got a rare day of doing fuck-all before Peruvian tapas tonight. has the Easter bunny been?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)

not yet on sunday I suspect
tbh I don't eat much choclate anyway
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Fanks for that :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

nice, you might get some guinea pig

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:00, Reply)

If they serve you rotten fish in lemon, don't eat it
Or do, I don't care
( Theoban What of it, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Peruvian Tapas?
One one hand I'm intrigued as to what constitutes Peruvian Tapas, on the other I think it sounds like a very specialised perversion!
Please enlighten me.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

how many tapas do you have in your hpouse?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1918203
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)

cevicheuk.com/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)

that looks like a link to a smear testing centre

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)

You should go, it's awesome
The carnivores guzzled lots of dead animal. I liked the mac and cheese with chilli. FIT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)

it's macroni cheese btw
with chilli sounds awesome
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)

It is amazing
All baked and chewy, and the chilli stops it from being sickly. I am the only girl tonight, with 4 super hot guys.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Sadly they are 2 couples
FML
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)

haha, like you stood any chance anyway

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:34, Reply)

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:35, Reply)

bored of GIFs now

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Fuck off they love me
Imma teach momo to shout, frank's a mean cunt

Should work on the cats
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)

lol fag hag

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Dammit Janet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Looks nice - plenty of vegetarian stuff too....
...for the headwrongs that don't eat meat.

Mmmmm lovely, lovely meat.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)

It's v different, that's why I like it
That and the frozen piso cocktails, or whatever they call themselves
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)

no wait, look at meeee, look at meeeeeee, I'm replying to the girl toooo look look look at me
dicks, one bag of, go eat them
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)

It's nothing to do with the xx chromosomes
It's all about my sparkling wit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)

I'm just going to reply with GIFs today

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:26, Reply)

You're the one in the back, right?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:42, Reply)