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Well today is going to be a LONG LONG DAY
North Korea seems to be the latest villain for Hollywood
www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/features/and-hollywoods-latest-bad-guys-are-the-north-koreans-8553970.htmlWho should be the bad guys?
Alt: How can I keep myself occupied till 5pm?
Alt:alt: The local Sandwich shop is closed, what am I going to eat?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 8:21,
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Morning Harters
I've been up since 6:30 with baby Fogle, it's a glorious day down here in Winchester adn we went for a cold sunny walk which was lovely.
are you working?
altalt: your own foot, you do have two after all
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 8:58,
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Cool
Yeah I got a call last night about 7ish
We have a large tender project that needs to be on the table 1st thing Tues.
Alt:alt: Having seen my feet,I would rather go hungry
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:06,
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shit the fuck off
A/C
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:05,
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Prick
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:06,
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Cheers.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:56,
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Why do I have to eat pissing fish just cos it's shitting good friday
christian cunt jockeys
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:08,
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That depends on what fish you have to eat
I quite like fish
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:08,
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the pie kind
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:09,
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ohhhhhhhh......
Thats not even in my top 10 of fish
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:15,
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i no rite!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:20,
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go eat a bag of dicks
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:15,
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YOUN ARE
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:15,
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can't it;s good friday got to eat fish
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:17,
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go eat a bag of fish dicks
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:18,
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that's better
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:18,
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what's easter got in store for Frank and Momo?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:20,
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going to her parents for dinner, that'll be shit
mucking out the parrot cage, that won't be quite as bad
might do some more music while I'm in the mood
might wank into a cocked hat
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:27,
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I didn't know you were married?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:30,
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Momo is one lucky bird
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:31,
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i'm glad we're here to keep HH's spirits up while he's at work
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:33,
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A bottle of spirits would be better
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:34,
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i thought you were Frank...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:36,
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I'm quite direct at times
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:36,
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piss off jeff
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:38,
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tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:39,
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I'm not
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:33,
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So Kronely
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:36,
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he means he's putting his mum's pants on again
and calling himself francine
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:38,
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Hiya doll face
I'm doing my CV, it's boring
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:39,
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Try different coloured crayons
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:40,
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hello trouble
i've got a rare day of doing fuck-all before Peruvian tapas tonight. has the Easter bunny been?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:46,
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not yet on sunday I suspect
tbh I don't eat much choclate anyway
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:51,
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Fanks for that :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:51,
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nice, you might get some guinea pig
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:00,
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If they serve you rotten fish in lemon, don't eat it
Or do, I don't care
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Theoban What of it, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:01,
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Peruvian Tapas?
One one hand I'm intrigued as to what constitutes Peruvian Tapas, on the other I think it sounds like a very specialised perversion!
Please enlighten me.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:02,
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how many tapas do you have in your hpouse?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:05,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1918203
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:10,
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cevicheuk.com/
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:09,
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that looks like a link to a smear testing centre
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:13,
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You should go, it's awesome
The carnivores guzzled lots of dead animal. I liked the mac and cheese with chilli. FIT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:21,
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it's macroni cheese btw
with chilli sounds awesome
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:22,
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It is amazing
All baked and chewy, and the chilli stops it from being sickly. I am the only girl tonight, with 4 super hot guys.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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Sadly they are 2 couples
FML
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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haha, like you stood any chance anyway
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:34,
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:35,
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bored of GIFs now
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:35,
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Fuck off they love me
Imma teach momo to shout, frank's a mean cunt
Should work on the cats
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:43,
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lol fag hag
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:00,
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Dammit Janet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:06,
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Looks nice - plenty of vegetarian stuff too....
...for the headwrongs that don't eat meat.
Mmmmm lovely, lovely meat.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:24,
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It's v different, that's why I like it
That and the frozen piso cocktails, or whatever they call themselves
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:24,
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no wait, look at meeee, look at meeeeeee, I'm replying to the girl toooo look look look at me
dicks, one bag of, go eat them
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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It's nothing to do with the xx chromosomes
It's all about my sparkling wit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:22,
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I'm just going to reply with GIFs today

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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:26,
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You're the one in the back, right?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:42,
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Morning hh
I'm at work again
AGAIN
alt: fuck knows I dunno how I'm gonna do it AND THEN TWO MORE WORK DAYS
altalt: a dog's anus
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Theoban What of it, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:38,
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Morning Theo O'Ban
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:39,
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alright ben-o the fo
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Theoban What of it, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:39,
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yeah, lovely and sunny down here, I miss the sun
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:40,
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Keep your knickers on Roy Ayres
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:42,
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i have learnt this week that you like Jazz, funk, soul music
through having to google your tenuous references
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:53,
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he also likes Mexican death metal.
Brujeria are his favourite band.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:55,
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From LA
majority of the band's members are actually American-born, and with some being Swedish or British. Furthermore, the band is not from Tijuana, Mexico, contrary to popular belief.[4]
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:56,
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I KNOW!
It's Dino Cazares, Bill Gould and some other dudes.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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No shit Sherlock
You keep this up you will be the next Rory
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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the triumverate of shit genres
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:39,
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Work woes :(
Alt:alt a hot dog would be nice but everywhere is closed :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:40,
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Thankfully the caff next door is open so at 1pm I'll be skipping down to have a gawk at blonde girl's lovely bum
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Theoban What of it, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:43,
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cafe girl lolz
Where is shouty girl today?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:44,
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Dunno, she came in for a bit yesterday in civvies and she looked stunning
Shame she has to wear the shit work uniform for cafe people thing
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Theoban What of it, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:48,
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My wife's in catering management
The uniform she has to wear makes her look like a bag of flour
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:51,
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go on...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:52,
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You wanna be in my gang?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:53,
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you asking if fogles wants to dirtybang your wife?
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Theoban What of it, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:56,
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he's heard of Fogle's red hot reputation.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:57,
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here i am on holiday at Henley

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:00,
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you're like a Down's kid with its first pack of crayola.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:01,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:02,
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Quite.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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I FUCKIN LOVE PICTURES!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:05,
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You getting good at Picture
Step 2 is moving on to gifs
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:06,
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i want to make one calling al a cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:07,
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I like the Dozer one, when he turns up uninvited to Battered's shed
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:08,
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not seen it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:12,
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Down there on the left
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:17,
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nothing's gonna take away this feelin'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:16,
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Ask? All he has to do is join the queue
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:05,
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Fogle doesn't queue for pussy
pussy queues for Fogle
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:07,
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Argentina.
Alt: Wank. And cry.
Alt Alt: Fingernails.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:14,
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STUJ in da house
How is the MET office?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:16,
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Fairly quiet today.
I got a pack to send abroad in about an hour but then nothing but hourlies til 1400.
HAPPY ZOMBIE CHOCOLATE JEW DAY!
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:20,
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I like Zombie's
Wait no.....
No the other thing.....
Thats it Breasts, yep I like Breasts
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:22,
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HURRAH!
I ALSO like breasts.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:49,
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We need someone cast the deciding vote on breasts being likeable
I call BROADSWORD
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:54,
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i like breasts
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:05,
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Dozer turning up at Battered's shed uninvited

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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hahahahahahAHAHAHAHhahahahahhaHAHAHHAH
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:17,
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I love this gif
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:17,
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oi, Foglington-Smythe
You should update your LinkedIn at the same time as your CV.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:18,
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it's on the list of shit to do
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:22,
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:26,
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Hee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:28,
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HOLY SHIT UNCLE MONTY'S DIED
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:36,
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Morning.
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Kroney, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:21,
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\o/
KRONEY,
KROOOONNNEYYY
KKKKKKRRRRRRROOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEYYYYYYYY
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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MA-KRONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:27,
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:27,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:30,
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this is me going shopping

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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:33,
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Don't mess with the police

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:36,
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Love the 'special' effects
Special, like the 'special' olympics
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:13,
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what time do you call this?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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Richard griffiths has carked it whilst you've been sleeping :((
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:45,
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Woah
I didn't spot that
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:49,
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yeah
like I said already
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:49,
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You said monty
I presumed you meant Boyce had snorted his last
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:06,
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how the fuck do they expect a famined up nation to invade america
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:42,
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SSG
alright
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:47,
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UNCLE MONTY HAS DIED!
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:49,
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who is uncle monty?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:21,
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that fat guy
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:23,
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oh the queer
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:51,
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tee hee
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1918110
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:53,
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lol gettit?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:00,
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It's funny because it's true
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:07,
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haha yeh haha
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 12:10,
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By stealth.
Just like the spudwogs did.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 29 Mar 2013, 10:49,
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The long long good Friday.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:38,
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I’m dying here Jeffers
Been at work for four and a half hours, had to do next to nothing
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:40,
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If you have nothing to do, why are you there?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:41,
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Bogwanking.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:43,
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Got to have a project on the table first thing Tuesday
They need me for the Calcs and so forth, until various materials heve been decided upon I can't do fuck all.
I'm just here drinking coffee and sat on my hands :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:45,
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Bogwanking then.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:46,
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Dozer you useless Twat
Start a new thread
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:51,
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You could start a new thread. This one is long.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:48,
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agreed
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 11:50,
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