all sorts of fucking awesome thanks.
Except the dead guy, and the fire, and the world of shit I'm going back to tomorrow
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:39, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's not a proper Easter bank holiday weekend unless someone dies.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:40, Reply)

head office are leaving the M25 in their droves to sort this mess out.
I'm so glad I booked the extra day of holiday.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)

How does the land lie?
Are they going to have a go at you for not being there?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)

wasn't in my pub, so I'm in the clear,
But I'll be asked to go sort it out I imagine, the manager disappeared last week, and it was his assistant that missed the body, so he'll be fired I imagine, so with no management in the pub, and the London managers never willing to leave their comfy M25, it'll be me going in.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Missed the body?
I think you need to tell the whole story, so I don't have to keep asking questions.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:51, Reply)

sorry,
www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/10324839.Man_dies_at_Jericho_Tavern/

He died Friday night, wasn't found until 9pm Saturday.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:54, Reply)

fucking hell

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

yurr.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:13, Reply)

I've just realised your company owns two of the best and four of the worst pubs in MK.
I would never have guessed they were owned by the same people.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:42, Reply)

yeah,
It's a big company, and some of the brands are shockingly bad. My brand is designed to look like a bunch of little independent pubs, but we're owned by the same people as Toby Carvery.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)

the fire was up the road from my pub, and they had to close it for a day, on vans holiday weekend, when we should have been raking it in.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:55, Reply)

It's going to be a fun week then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:14, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I'm still going to be in London on Thursday though.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:17, Reply)

I'm going to be there next Monday.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:18, Reply)

This is largely irrelevant, as you will be long gone by then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:18, Reply)

I'm just going to stand on the platform waiting for your arrival.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:20, Reply)

I'll be wearing a pink carnation in my buttonhole.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:21, Reply)

tton m
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Don't worry windy he'll come back to life in a couple of days

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)

yeah, not a single other person has made that joke this weekend.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:45, Reply)

I haven't, just sayin
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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

yeah, this guy's back
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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

trust Nakers to resurrect it late.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:54, Reply)