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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh man, Nakers is totally up for some chestshitting here.

(, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:31, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
hopefully i can rim her puss filled ear as well

(, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
I don't think that shoving cats down your aural canal is a recognised cold symptom remedy.

(, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
those crazy chinese would give it a go

(, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I don't know, there could be something in this...
Swipe is allergic to cats, so shoving one down her aural canal might trigger an immune response and relieve the symptoms of her cold.
(, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
This is exactly how medicine works.

(, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
I make my living from woo! science
No amount of medical facts peddled by trained professionals is going to put my customers off.
(, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)
it would need to be one of those japanese bonsai cats
we're talking about my delicate ear here, not your grandmother's gaping distended anus after a night down the docks
(, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)
Obviously I wouldn't shove a whole cat down.
There would be all sorts of unnecessary things in that.
I recommend a concentrated standardised extract, taken one to two times a day with food.
(, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)
is this worse than throwing a whole cat at a window?

(, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)
How do you think we extract the active components?

(, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)
pus

(, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
could be both

(, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
* pushes uneaten breakfast away. Bokes. *

(, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
uneaten breakfast? at 10.35?
you lazy cunt
(, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
I can't eat for a couple of hours once I get up. Been up since 6.30. Now hungry.

(, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
yeah yeah yeah

(, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Wetherspoons breakfast, the pikey cunt.
Probs just been down the rock and roll office with purpledoris.
(, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Eggs benedict in a local cafe.

(, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

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