Your pint is a poof.
And you are a bent spastic.


evening.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:07, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1920551
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:09, Reply)

alright b3th?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:09, Reply)

Not bad, Tangles.
I've just been watching some girls and some benders on telly, sewing. I was enjoying it so much, I broke out a bunch of mending I had to do.

Totally domesticated, here.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:13, Reply)

I'll send you some socks to darn, yeah?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Alright, let's not go crazy.
I was only fixing some hems.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:18, Reply)

You do hems and all?
I'll send you a load of other stuff too then
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:20, Reply)

Why has everything got to be competitive, though? The ritualistic monstering of the the most incompetent participants seems to send the least abled voyeurs into orgasmic raptures. Utter, utter pish.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Do you like to have a drink, phudders?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Not yet. Your round?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:22, Reply)

NO IM QUITE SLENDER AHAHAHAHA!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Scotch inhe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Part of their culture, innit
Being alkies and that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:25, Reply)

oi!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:27, Reply)

Culture. Can that be deep fried?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Everything can be deep fried.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Bread and circuses, innit.
Just watching a 'this is how it's done' programme would be a bit too close to a 1970s Open University programme.
people like the excitement of a contest. It gives them the chance to be the judges themselves.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:26, Reply)

Needs MOAR bert

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:10, Reply)

Welcome to the B3ta unreal ale thread.

Get this pint of Poofy Bent Spastic down yer throat. Nuanced notes of faeces, wheelchair and well-deserved pity, some say.

Others tell the truth.

Vile pish.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:14, Reply)

:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:18, Reply)