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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So I've had some whinging Mary make a complaint to HR about me.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:22, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Offended by the smell of garlic and cheese?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:23, Reply)
I think it's because he's fucking his way round the office.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:24, Reply)
Steady on, I'm a perfect gentleman.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Putting numbered postit notes on womens desks when they're at lunch I bet.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Haha, when they pick it up and look quizzically around the office
I give them the double guns and point at my crotch.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:33, Reply)
Not long to wait now number 14

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:33, Reply)
Nah, I haven't even slept my way out of the Marketing department yet.
The lads in Finance are starting to look a bit uncomfortable, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Darth works at your place?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:38, Reply)

his way round the office French
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Predatory sexual conduct or general incompetence?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:24, Reply)
I'm going for 'general attitude to other members of staff'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:25, Reply)
"Claiming the female toilets as your private office is unacceptable"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:28, Reply)
I'm going for 'General De Gaulle'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:27, Reply)
*Jackals*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:41, Reply)
They're claiming incompetence, because I didn't set up an account quickly enough for them.
It's all cool. My boss called the person "fucking out of order".

Ah well, another day, another HR complaint.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:28, Reply)
That isn't a HR issue, it's a matter for your boss.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:31, Reply)
I had the request for a matter of a few hours
and I was on my own supporting 2000 people on payroll day yesterday, so my boss reckons I did just fine. She's just being a Mary.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)
bloody wimmin all the same, bet she was 'perioding'

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:35, Reply)
The preferred term is "blobbing", Rory.
I should have mentioned it to my boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:36, Reply)
don't worry mate, that's exactly what he's thinking

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:37, Reply)
All the birds in the building will be synchronised.
Along with swipe yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:37, Reply)
Users are cunts. Users managers doubly so.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Play the race card, you'll be fine

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:24, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:29, Reply)

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