I've just realised I can't be arsed with replying to anyone today
Sorry for wasting your time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:02, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Apart from yourself

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

just treat us like the pieces of shit that we are darth

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

So, he'd move us out of the way before penetration then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)

oh no, filthy slag loves a shitty helmet

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)

if only you'd made that decision before posting on fb this morning, eh?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

This is the second time today I've replied to you on the internet
We basically have to get married now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)

i don't know if i believe in marriage
it seems to make some people v happy and some v v miserable
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)

you don't need to believe in it
it definitely exists.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

what, as a viable concept between me and darth?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)

legally it's entirely viable.
Neither of you are married already, right?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)

i think the technical term for it would be a "lavender marriage"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Dang
That was a totally serious proposal as well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Oh it definitely exists.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)

ANDREW MARR IS MARRIED!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)

i prefer andrew neil
i've been to a couple of debates that he was chairing, the man's like a fork of lightning.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Andrew Marr is happily married
His wife gave him a stroke
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

And some people just happy and some people neither and some people kill each other
I think its less to do with marriage and more to do with the people. You can co habit with someone and get the same outcomes. The only difference is betting someone half your stuff that it will work.
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)