i bloody love having a cleaner though
or i would if the current one weren't a bit shit. she's amazing at re-arranging cushions, not so good at actually cleaning.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:29, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

The big problem with cleaners is that they are all a bit shit.
But then, that's probably how they ended up being cleaners.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:30, Reply)

That, and they nick passports, jewellery and bank details*


*may just be my experience, may not apply to all cleaners.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:32, Reply)

My cleaner is fucking brilliant

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:35, Reply)

i think this is my third from this agency
the first two were brilliant. this one sucks. but she leaves me notes that say things like "hi swipe, hope you like my work!!!!!!!!!!!!" and i'm too soft to say "NO, IT SUCKS"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:33, Reply)