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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's based not so much on the skills of the Addams'
but more on the inadequacies of the Munsters. The only potentially hard one is Herman, and he's basically an ordinary guy, albeit very tall. The rest of them would be shit in a ruck.
The Addams family look like they'd all be dangerous in a fight.
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:18, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
The Adams family actively seek out pain as they enjoy it
that's got to be in their favour.

Also Herman was a fag
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)
GOOGLED
STEVE: Well Brian, I think there's only one explanation here. The Munsters have decimated the Addams family. True, they may not be geniuses, but when it comes to raw destructive power, the Munsters are quite formidable. First, let's start with Herman. Even in his innocent temper tantrums, he causes minor earthquakes. He lifts up cars that are in his way. He could arm wrestle the Terminator and win! Raw destructive power! Next there's Grandpa. He's always causing explosions in the basement lab. It's simple to center one on the Addams' podium. Alas let's not forget Spot. When he sees the Munsters threatened by the Addams family, he will start foaming at the mouth and devour each member of the Addams one-by-one. If they give him any trouble, he'll just fry them with with his fiery breath, and maybe take out a few of the studio audience as well for good measure. All the while Lily, Marilyn, and Eddie will be cheering them on! Go Munsters Go! Go Munsters Go!
BRIAN: It's deja vu all over again! Spot?! Spot in the studio audience?! I don't think so! The Munsters don't have the kind of special effects to allow Spot to come out from under the stairs! Spot is at home, waiting for the show to arrive on syndication.

And another thing: Herman is a wimp. Sure he's big, but he never hurts anything or anybody. He's got a heart as big as Boo Radley! But who's as large as Herman but has nerves of steel and a mean streak a mile long? That's right, Lurch (the mean streak comes from his distaste of being typecast as the strong, silent, mutant type). Lurch (coming up from his front row seat) takes Herman out with one punch. Then the rest of the Munsters are dead weight. Grandpa turns himself into a bat and flies away in fear, while Lily, Marilyn and Eddie are too busy "cheering". Wednesday would take all three of them by herself.

STEVE: Boo Radley? This is the WWWF! We don't bring quality entertainment here! Mentioning Herman Munster and Boo Radley in the same sentence is a felony! For shame! Anyway, as far as Herman is concerned, you've never seen him really mad. He tones it down for the TV audience, but off-camera he's an enraged psychopath. And you're dead wrong about Lurch-- he couldn't help the Addamses at all-- he's just too slow. They really need to take him off 33 1/3 and bring him up to 45 rpm to be useful. Lurch would flail wildly (but slowly) and Herman would give him one punch square in the nose. Lurch would then be playing the big harpsicord in the sky.

And Wednesday? Gimme a break! She's probably scared of the Wolfman doll. Lily would easily claw her eyes out, and maybe cook her into some type of stew for dinner later that night. Wednesday just isn't significant in this match-up.

BRIAN: First of all, YOU are the only felon here with your implication that the Addams Family, the Munsters, nor the Family Feud are not quality entertainment!! I am shocked by this statement and am very disappointed in you, Steve.

Second, you claim we've never seen Herman "really mad." Well, when have we seen Lurch "really mad?" Once that adrenlin gets pumping, I guarantee you that Lurch can fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee (tm).

Third, you are really misjudging the capabilities of the women in the families, Steve. Lily is soft, Marilyn doesn't even belong there, and Eddie (they claim he's a boy, but he plays with dolls! Hello!) is not even worth discussing. Wednesday is pure evil! She is Rosemary's Baby at age 9! She can easily call up the forces of hell and vanquish half of the Munster family in seconds.

And finally, there is Gomez' rage. He had plans for that $10,000 they got from the bonus round (something about a Kool-Aid company in French Guyana). He will not be amused about losing out on all of that cash. Munsters get their three strikes and out in a hurry.
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)
This is disturbing

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)
A+++++++, first class research, would read again

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Am I right in thinking this is a Kevin Smith thing?
Steve Dave?
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)
I have no idea
I googled and cut and pasted without reading.
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Ah fair enough

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)
we finished discussing my effects pedal now, you missed it

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)
I'll catch it next time around

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:57, Reply)
I did ask you what other pedals you have
But fuck you instead
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)

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(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Ah, I see

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 16:06, Reply)

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