if the Addams Family fought the Munsters who would win?
Alt: alright
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:12, 87 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Alt. Alright

( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Alt. Alright

( Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)

fucking hell Joss Stone is ugly

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

You lost me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)

I'd rather have a kidney stone than a Joss Stone

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Addams Family probably

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)

show your working

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)

It's based not so much on the skills of the Addams'
but more on the inadequacies of the Munsters. The only potentially hard one is Herman, and he's basically an ordinary guy, albeit very tall. The rest of them would be shit in a ruck.
The Addams family look like they'd all be dangerous in a fight.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

The Adams family actively seek out pain as they enjoy it
that's got to be in their favour.

Also Herman was a fag
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)

GOOGLED
STEVE: Well Brian, I think there's only one explanation here. The Munsters have decimated the Addams family. True, they may not be geniuses, but when it comes to raw destructive power, the Munsters are quite formidable. First, let's start with Herman. Even in his innocent temper tantrums, he causes minor earthquakes. He lifts up cars that are in his way. He could arm wrestle the Terminator and win! Raw destructive power! Next there's Grandpa. He's always causing explosions in the basement lab. It's simple to center one on the Addams' podium. Alas let's not forget Spot. When he sees the Munsters threatened by the Addams family, he will start foaming at the mouth and devour each member of the Addams one-by-one. If they give him any trouble, he'll just fry them with with his fiery breath, and maybe take out a few of the studio audience as well for good measure. All the while Lily, Marilyn, and Eddie will be cheering them on! Go Munsters Go! Go Munsters Go!
BRIAN: It's deja vu all over again! Spot?! Spot in the studio audience?! I don't think so! The Munsters don't have the kind of special effects to allow Spot to come out from under the stairs! Spot is at home, waiting for the show to arrive on syndication.

And another thing: Herman is a wimp. Sure he's big, but he never hurts anything or anybody. He's got a heart as big as Boo Radley! But who's as large as Herman but has nerves of steel and a mean streak a mile long? That's right, Lurch (the mean streak comes from his distaste of being typecast as the strong, silent, mutant type). Lurch (coming up from his front row seat) takes Herman out with one punch. Then the rest of the Munsters are dead weight. Grandpa turns himself into a bat and flies away in fear, while Lily, Marilyn and Eddie are too busy "cheering". Wednesday would take all three of them by herself.

STEVE: Boo Radley? This is the WWWF! We don't bring quality entertainment here! Mentioning Herman Munster and Boo Radley in the same sentence is a felony! For shame! Anyway, as far as Herman is concerned, you've never seen him really mad. He tones it down for the TV audience, but off-camera he's an enraged psychopath. And you're dead wrong about Lurch-- he couldn't help the Addamses at all-- he's just too slow. They really need to take him off 33 1/3 and bring him up to 45 rpm to be useful. Lurch would flail wildly (but slowly) and Herman would give him one punch square in the nose. Lurch would then be playing the big harpsicord in the sky.

And Wednesday? Gimme a break! She's probably scared of the Wolfman doll. Lily would easily claw her eyes out, and maybe cook her into some type of stew for dinner later that night. Wednesday just isn't significant in this match-up.

BRIAN: First of all, YOU are the only felon here with your implication that the Addams Family, the Munsters, nor the Family Feud are not quality entertainment!! I am shocked by this statement and am very disappointed in you, Steve.

Second, you claim we've never seen Herman "really mad." Well, when have we seen Lurch "really mad?" Once that adrenlin gets pumping, I guarantee you that Lurch can fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee (tm).

Third, you are really misjudging the capabilities of the women in the families, Steve. Lily is soft, Marilyn doesn't even belong there, and Eddie (they claim he's a boy, but he plays with dolls! Hello!) is not even worth discussing. Wednesday is pure evil! She is Rosemary's Baby at age 9! She can easily call up the forces of hell and vanquish half of the Munster family in seconds.

And finally, there is Gomez' rage. He had plans for that $10,000 they got from the bonus round (something about a Kool-Aid company in French Guyana). He will not be amused about losing out on all of that cash. Munsters get their three strikes and out in a hurry.
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)

This is disturbing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)

A+++++++, first class research, would read again

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Am I right in thinking this is a Kevin Smith thing?
Steve Dave?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)

I have no idea
I googled and cut and pasted without reading.
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Ah fair enough

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)

we finished discussing my effects pedal now, you missed it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)

I'll catch it next time around

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:57, Reply)

I did ask you what other pedals you have
But fuck you instead
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1921724
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Ah, I see

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 16:06, Reply)

I dunno man,
but if it were george jetson versus fred flintstone, I reckon fred would cave in george's skull before he could command rosie to pull out fred's spine
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)

woah, I seen Fred Flintstone do some crazy shit
fucker fights nasty
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Society
alright?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

ADDAMS FAMILY VS THE MUNSTERS - WHO WILL BE THE

( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)

What about Uncle Buck vs King Ralph?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I don't like "Uncle Buck".
there, I've said it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Did you not like the way he touched you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Me neither.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

John Candy was a fat unfunny sack of shit.
I have never enojyed even a second of his work cf John Goodman - John RUBBISH man more like!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Gerry Adams all by himself
Alt: alright
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I've forgotten which ones the munsters were.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Like the Addams family

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)

I've never watched The Addams Family, so I don't feel qualified to comment on this
alright
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)

the TV program was shit and the films are shit
the munsters are also shit.

I hth xx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)

I quite liked The Munsters theme tune.
I didn't really care for MC Hammer's version of the Addams Family theme.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)

never seen either.
I have seen 'Mr Ed' though. Will that do?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Why the long face?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 16:04, Reply)

I caught cancer off Iaiaananananananana Banks :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 16:06, Reply)

I just got out of a meeting.
There were sandwiches, but there was Tuna on the same plate so they all smelt of Tuna, I only ate an apple :(
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)

What biscuits did they have?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Soggy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)

None, and no coffee or tea.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)

If that meeting were a mod it would be B3th

( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)

You can't be expected to hold a serious meeting under these conditions.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)

The tea room was just outside so I stocked up before.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)

More NHS money wasting.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)

They should totally privatise that shit

( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)

It's ok, there were three consultants there.
They probably earn twice my wage to ask me to do stuff for them.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Fuck it, it was commisioners. They wouldn't come to meetings if they didn't get a whole days pay and free food.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)

oh, we had BLTs, roast chicken or cheese
crisps, giant cookies, millionaire shortbread, fruit all served on ym
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Twatter platter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)

don't eat the lobster tails

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)

I've ordered half a kilo of citric acid.
I need 75grams. If I make sherbert with the rest do you think I could snort it and get high?
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)

you can use it to clean your boiler.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Don't talk about my wife that waZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)

I could send some to you so you can use the correct ingredients.
Did you just make a gallon?
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Nah it's ok, probably not worth the postage.
I can get hold of it, I just couldn't get it from the one shop I went to on the way home
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)

DID
YOU
MAKE
A
GALLON?
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Yes.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)

I'm making 5 gallons this weekend
I'm thinking of using some fancy tea
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)

I haven't seen anywhere that sells 5Gallon demijohns. Although I'm tempted to get this...
www.lovebrewing.co.uk/superior-wine-starter-pack
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I ma seriously dubious that home made wine will be very nice
and "wine" made from tea?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:50, Reply)

I made some the other day from a Kit.
It's been in the box for a week and it currently tastes like Blossom hill. Which is obviously shit but it should get better over the next three to six months to the point where it's drinkable table wine for 60p a bottle.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Tea has a lot of tannins which give a wine body
The flavour you end up with is nothing like tea, much like wine tastes nothing like grape juice. Its actually quite nice otherwise I wouldn't bother making it.
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:55, Reply)

You start it in a fermentation bucket and transfer it in to several demijohns
Or you can do what I have done and make a 5 gallon demijohn out of a 5 gallon pressure barrel.
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:54, Reply)

can I be in this boring subthread too?
thanks
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:55, Reply)

No, sorry.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)

That kit is too expensive
You can buy the lot in my local Tesco for half that
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)

And you don't need the bucket and the fermenter
one or the other does the same job with wine
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:58, Reply)

I might just get this
www.lovebrewing.co.uk/25-litre-fermenter-with-thermometer#

I don't really need another syphon or the rest. I think that's pretty good on it's own.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Thats pretty much what I use
The pressure barrel has a tap so I don't need to syphon, its ideal
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 16:01, Reply)

you shouldd use it to dissolve bodies with

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)

sell it to students, tell them it's coke

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)

dissolve it in bleach to make some fantastic crystals

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Should I do this in an enclosed with no ventilation?

( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)

always in an enclosed

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)

definitely do it in an enclosed

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)

I nan enclosed

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)

enclosed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:51, Reply)

THANKS YOU GUYS!

( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:52, Reply)

woah
no need to get all enclosed about it
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 16:09, Reply)

I feel a bit sick, Frank
Should I medicate, ride it out, or just kill myself?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 16:00, Reply)

In anticipation of you recommending suicide
How should I do it?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Well. This is a particularly poor thread.
What's happened to everyone? Have you all passed out from a lack of chatlols? I suppose some of you could be working, but it doesn't seem very likely.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)

I was
Sorry about that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)

gaylord

( Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 16:08, Reply)

I have started a new thread.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 16:09, Reply)