I don't like the poor, can we hoover them up and put them in special towns outside our cities, where they can chew the cud and make their incomprehensible noises at each other in peace?
Alt: No it's stupid and inhumane, unless it's poor people then who cares.

altalt: I danced on Sunday night then I got bored and went and bought some chicken then went home and ate the chicken. 100% FACT.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 9:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

altalt: it's stories like this that keep me coming back to this crazy old place

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 9:29, Reply)

I lost both my mates who I was out with and one ended up buying chicken and also going home, the other ended up getting chucked out by the bouncers and sleeping in a shed
I just thought I'd lead with the boring chicken part and get your interest, chicken lover
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Now I'm properly enthralled!
THEN WHAT HAPPENED????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)

I finished eating the chicken and went to bed

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 9:40, Reply)

What sort of shed?
/Battered
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Actually I dunno, he lives a million miles away and I can't be arsed going out there

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Should have cooked the chicken before you ate it. You feeling well?

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 9:37, Reply)

OH FRISBOID YOU CARD
It was actually a chicken burger from John's Chicken, that's John's Chicken, Cork. John's Chicken - for all your chicken needs.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Do John's Chicken corks stop eggs from coming out?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 9:45, Reply)

No but they're doing a special on John's Chicken Bungs
The corks weren't strong enough and got pinged across the room
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 9:47, Reply)

BUCKAH!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 9:48, Reply)