I think I should kill a chicken one day
Not out of hate or anything, just because I wonder if I'd be able to.
Then of course get someone else to pluck it, take the gizzards out and then it can be cooked and served with a nice wine as I gaze into your beautiful eyes.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:13, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

with your hands or with a car?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)

With an iron set to CORDUROY

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

This is the best statement on here I've read for a long time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I fucking love this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)

spare me your life story

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:56, Reply)