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CHICKEN CHAT!!!Hi guy, let's talk about chicken and chicken-related stories!!!
I'll start! I like eating chickens, but chickens themselves repulse me. I mean - work that out, 'science'!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:10,
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They're quite insultingly stupid animals.If we didn't like eating them they'd be extinct.
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I hate them so much that even were I a vegetanian I would want them to die.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:17,
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You could be one of those vegetarians who eat chicken.They're legit.
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Cool, I think I might give that a try!Are there ones who eat beef too?
What am I saying - of course there are! I *am* one!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:22,
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can you be a vegetarian if you only kill the animals, but don't eat them? (
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:27,
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I think I should kill a chicken one dayNot out of hate or anything, just because I wonder if I'd be able to.
Then of course get someone else to pluck it, take the gizzards out and then it can be cooked and served with a nice wine as I gaze into your beautiful eyes.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:13,
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with your hands or with a car?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:14,
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This is the best statement on here I've read for a long time(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:17,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1922291
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:13,
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It seems SOMEONE considers themselves too good for a bit of good old honest chicken chat.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:18,
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I like the taste of chicken thigh,but the weird smooth leg surface freaks me out in my mouth a little
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:15,
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Mark my words chicken thigh prices are set to rocket, Gluey.I've seen at least 5 television chefs saying the flavour is better than breast, in the past month. It's gonna be 'lambshankgate' all over again. They were 50p each at one point before those gastropub WANKERS ruined it for everyone else.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:20,
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I love a good lamb shankno joke. Pub near where I used to live in Birmingham did a lamb shank pie, can you imagine?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:29,
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I'm reading about the first punic war.I know how you like to be kept updated about my interests.
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Kroney, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:18,
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I love a good Punic war book, which are you reading?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:21,
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Well, Wikipedia, since I'm at work. It's referencing a few books, so I may pick a couple of those up.
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Kroney, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:25,
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I’m reporting this thread as a hate crime against Turkeys 15 Mins. Monts, Yep that’s right 15 Mins. And the old bill will be at your door
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:21,
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15 Min Monts wasn't as successful as Jamie's 30 Min Meals.boiling a kettle too much fuss? just smash up the pot noodle with a fork and let it soften in your mouth
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:24,
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That would be a wicked TV showPut 1 Monty in a variety of life situations for 15 Mins. and see how he would deal with it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:27,
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Someone on here *must* be a Channel 4 commissioning editor!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:32,
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My friend keeps chickens. They're very stupid. That is all.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:21,
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I knew I could tempt you back on here with a trail of lovely chicken chat!It's like a poultry version of Hansel & Gretel.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:23,
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i was taking the skin off the bottom of a roast chicken on Wedsneday so i could get the meat and boil the crarcass for stockthis left me with a large piece of chicken skin which I had no purpose for...so I grilled it and ate it.
I'm ashamed of myself.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:22,
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You fucking should be.But not for that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:23,
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IT PUTS THE LEMON IN THE CAVITY ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:27,
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I do that thats the best bit i fucking love chicken skins why isnt there any chicken scratchings in the pub oh god i dont know.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:31,
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Chickens don't bother me, rabbits fucking stink though(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:24,
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eating egg with chicken somehows feels wrong(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:27,
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I don't eat chickens, only their unfertilised ova.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:29,
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mother daughter reunion(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:30,
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What's that?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:31,
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I had a 'Flaming Wings Challenge' last weekendat a place in Northampton. It was overcooked and had once waved 'hello' at a mild chilli from a distance. As they say round my manor 'I was raging'
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:26,
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not any more.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:49,
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I like to pound a chicken breast flatput some soft/blue/goats cheese and spinach on it, roll it up in pancetta and bake it in the oven for 25 minutes. Piss easy, tastes great, looks impressive.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:27,
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I'm going to cook Cajun chicken tonight.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:27,
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Oh I didn't know they'd started doing a cajun version!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:29,
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allrecipes.com/recipe/cajun-chicken/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:33,
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It was a 'Chicken Tonight' joke.Never mind :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:35,
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I got that joke, Monters old boy.I think it must have gone over his head.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:36,
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I am making a chicken and chorizo stew right now in my slow cooker.(, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:28, Reply)
I cooked the chicken and chorizo firstand then used the oil to fry onions and peppers.
I'll probably skim off the oil once it's cooked.
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My mum only eggs free range chickenI think Chickens are natures retards and we are doing them a favour by eating them.
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Peej, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:30,
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your mum throws eggs at chickens?That seems an unnecessarily cruel and unusual punishment
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:32,
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I like chicken chat.Sometimes I order aloo chat, though. That's nice too.
I know the price of grain has gone up due to the floods last year, and that's why chickens are getting more expensive, but FFS - £4 for 3 chicken breasts? Have a word, Morrisons.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:35,
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There's an Indian restaurant called 'Chutney Chat'.Well, I think it's a restaurant. Might be a gay sexline.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:36,
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buy a whole chicken for £5, then cut into breasts, legs, thighs, wingsand you can boil the bones and carcass for chicken stock to make soup
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:36,
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But I don't want all the other bits.I just want a nice bit of breast I can grill or sear.
Your solution sounds a bit too much like 'work'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:38,
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the other bits are the best bitsI mean, I LIKE breasts, but legs and thighs are tastier
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:41,
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Woah a chicken with three tits??(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:37,
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And the prize for 'I was waiting for someone to say that' of the daygoes to: Nakers.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:39,
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You think £4 for three chicken breasts is expensive?What fucking planet are you on? Do you have any idea what it costs to rear a chicken? Let alone prepare, butcher and dress it and then transport it around the country? The fact that you can buy a whole chicken for under a fiver is fucking ridiculous and if you think it's too expensive, then 1) you eat too much meat and 2) you're a fucking povvo and should fuck off and get a better job.
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beff can only measure things in units of 19p morrisons chocolate chip cookies(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:45,
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yeah but do those chickens get sky TV and phone cards?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:48,
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I also guess that raising 10,000 chickens isn't 10,000 times the cost of raising a single chicken.(, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)
MorrisetteLOLs(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:51,
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Chicken fact: All the chicken sold by KFC comes from Vietnam.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:36,
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Oh good, i bet they look after them really well over there(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:37,
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I heard they have sideways beaks.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:39,
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Chicken fact: The fear of chickens is called 'Alektorophobia'.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:37,
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Chicken factAll chickens are taught from the moment they hatch that "Al is a cunt"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:38,
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Chicken fact: Americans consume 8 billion chickens a year.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:39,
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most of which live in abject miseryand yet, many want to ban Fois Gras farming that effects only 20,000 geese in france a year.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:40,
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Chicken fact: there are vast areas of Virginia which are pretty much all poultry farmsand you can smell the fuckers from space.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:40,
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When I was at schoolmy best friend's family had to live in a rented cottage for a while, for various tedious reasons. The place they chose was out in the middle of nowhere, next to a pig slaughterhouse.
Now that was one garden you didn't want to sit out in.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:43,
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in case someone thought you had escaped and corralled you back to the abbatoir?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:46,
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I'm rather fond of cooking chicken breast in a white wine and cream sauce, with onions and spaghettiVery tasty, not very cheap though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:39,
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I can honestly say I find every single dish in a 'creamy' sauce that I have ever had repulsive.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:41,
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I heard you like Stunned Poster's 'creamy sauce'.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:43,
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Chicken fact: The chicken is the closest living relative of the t-rex.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:41,
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I went on a stag do to Reading last yearOne of the more prim and proper members of the group got mightily spankered and, once we'd ended up at some sub-kfc joint, espied a tray of unatteneded chips. He ate the chips like some gleeful tramp and has been lambasted ever since with the nickname 'Chips'. Fucking genii (jeanyeye) so we were, wait..what's the question?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:42,
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Chicken fact: A chickens' heart beats 280-315 times a minute.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:42,
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Especially if it sees Bernard Matthews on his way in to the shed.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:46,
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Chicken Fact: King Harold was distracted by a chicken that had wondered onto the battlefield when he recieved his fateful eye wound(, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Chicken fact: The amount of waste products from the lifetime of one chicken could produce enough electricity to light a 100 watt lightbulb for 5 hours(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:44,
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what the actual fuck?i dated someone who kept chickens once. i found them quite endearing. although worryingly happy to sit and peck at my diet coke can for about 2 hours, not bothered that it wasn't edible, not bothered that they weren't getting anywhere, just repetitively peckpeckpecking.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:45,
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hahahahahait's so funny because it's so true
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:50,
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drinking diet coke is stupidier than pecking at the tin for two hours(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:50,
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you cunti googled the diabetes thing after you said that.
now i'm feeling thirsty ALL THE TIME and i hate you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:51,
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Yes. Everything you read online is true isn't it?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:53,
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exactlyplus my bmi is "normal", and we all know how reliable bmi is
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:53,
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it's funny because the sugar substitute they use for the diet stuff is 10,000 times worse for you than drinking the twenty nine spoons of sugar in the ordinary cans(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:53,
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you'd be healthier if you ditched the diet coke and took up smoking forty rollies a day, and had steak three times a week(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:55,
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i did a new threadthis one was depressing me and my hollow diabetic diet coke addled bones
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:57,
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there's never been sufficent evidence for a successful prosecution to date thanks(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:01,
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shut up and come and play in my new threadit's cold and lonely over there
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:01,
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But the ones with the sugar in(and the 'zero' ones that taste just like the ones with the sugar in) taste way too sweet. The taste of diet coke is nice and sharp and just hits right at the back of your throat.
In the next few years, almost all saccharines will probably be replaced with stevia anyway. Isn't that supposed to be a lot less harmful?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:57,
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i'm making up these facts as I go along, this is the internet after allprobably not, all the substutes are junk anyway, and worryingly carcenogenic, generally leading down the route to diabetes in any event
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:00,
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must be truewww.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2275500/Diet-fizzy-drinks-make-60-MORE-likely-diabetes-regular-fat-versions.html
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:01,
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Considering how much diet pepsi I drinkI should be the queen of diabetes. But I just had a bunch of blood tests done a couple of weeks ago and I'm disappointingly healthy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:02,
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apart from the whole being mad thing(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:04,
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i'm just permanently thirsty, no other symptomsi blame rory
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:05,
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I'm actually in the highest danger group for type 2.Fat, fair, and forty.
Have you been tested recently? I know you don't fall into those groups, but it wouldn't hurt to know.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:07,
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i did the urine one only as part of a general health checkup about a year agoand that showed no glucose. but the thirst is driving me mental, so i'll probably have to give in and book an appointment. urgh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:10,
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Isn't all this sweeteners in fizzy pop cause cancer stuff one of those things that real scientists say is bollocks?(
Peej, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:05,
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wasn't there a case a while agowhere the scientists who proved that nutrasweet caused cancer in rats were mysteriously found dead?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:06,
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I think you can find published papers claiming that pretty much everything is carcinogenic.I think modern life must cause cancer.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:09,
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www.reuters.com/article/2012/05/23/us-sugar-stevia-idUSBRE84M0Y120120523
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:03,
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enough about your ex, what were the chickens like?(
Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:56,
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Why aren't there more of them on here then?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:52,
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chicken factchicken's have delicious livers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:51,
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so do you like them or not im confused(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:52,
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That's what we're here to find out.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:53,
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he says he likes them then he says he doesnt like them im so confused(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:03,
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I like to thank everyone here who helped make this CHICKEN CHAT thread the sensation it's been.I couldn't have done it without you! x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:03,
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Don't be a fucking idiot, Phil. Please.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:07,
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Why not? Are you worried they won't play it on the radio anymore?(
Peej, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:09,
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In your own time, PJ.I made that joke half an hour ago.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:08,
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