I like tits

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:13, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

*Banhammers*
+ flying kung fu kick
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)

if ive been having a bit of a cry and I see a set of tits | cheer right up

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)

You should keep a picture of Dozer and CQ in your wallet
For just such times
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)

I GET THIS JOEK!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)

You're so sensitive and vulnerable.
Birds love that sort of thing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)

it's best to have some plagiarised rentboy poetry to hand 'that I've just written' for them, for just such an occurance.
they get cappuccino knickers after my recitals man
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Oh I say
cappuccino knickers 10/10
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)

I once once a bit wasted and I feel asleep on the sofa with all my mates around.
I woke up an hour later declaring I came up with the best lyrics for a song ever in my sleep.

"I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but I don't see her with no broke nigger".

Apparently that song had come up a dozen times on the telly in my sleep, but I swear man, I made it up in my dream.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/05/080530132051.htm
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Cor imagine that
Touching a bra.
There can't be many here who have managed that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I'm imagining it
and now I want cake.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)